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For our last installment of "Giant Monsters"...what's big, fat, saber-toothed and has it's own built in jets? It's our old pal "Gamera" the flying turtle...and in this third installment of newer monster films he's sticking his snout in other people's business (again). The story involves a young Japanese girl, her pet "monster" Iris and Gamera...all slugging it out in downtown Tokyo! Who will win...and at what cost? It's a giant rubber monster flick with an actual PLOT...tonight on MCT it's Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris! Once again we've put some extra weird Japanese commercials on the end for your viewing pleasure and general confusion. Please note: we're not holding a poll next week due to some upcoming commitments. You know hosts...Halloween starts in September and ends around the middle of November *wink*...Thanks to all you super kool krypt kats and kittens that dropped by and voted though! We all really appreciated it. And don't fret...we've got an extra special selection of weirdness for you in the coming weeks!

Hey Hey it's the weekend! A long weekend for some of us as well. And what better way to celebrate a holiday weekend than with naked scream queens? I can think of a few additional perversions, but nothing we can show on youtube. :) Tonight's feature is the last in our celebration of "chainsaws" and it's a doozy...a film initially banned in Great Britain as a video nasty... a film with lots of lovely naked babes chopping up pervs...a film boasting the "virgin dance of the double chainsaws". The one and only "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers"...a gift from Fred Olen Ray to you good peoples of Earth. Since I couldn't for the life of me find a commercial with naked cultists, hookers or chainsaws as the subject, We decided to tack on an old toy commercial for the 80s again...enjoy your puppet pals from the past. Again, a reminder: Please visit www.meetcleaver.com to vote for next weeks show theme! We have 3 more weeks of voting to go!

Hallelujah Krypties it's the weekend and it's time for another dose of Meet Cleaver Theatre Sub-Atomic! Tonight We take a gander at the gut-soaked tenement-house fantasy "Slime City" and Butch proves that shooting episodes in the wee hours of the morn is not always the best policy. This trailer is not for the weak of stomach my friends...fair warning. We also get to see an out of synch ancient commercial introducing an old friend that comes in an egg (no...it's not Mork, sorry)! Tonight is the last night to vote for next weeks theme and so far "Chainsaws" are winning! If buzzing implements of forestry and death aren't your cup of tea...get over to www.meetcleaver.com and rock the vote! If the experiment takes hold we'll make it a regular feature...otherwise, you're at the mercy of the Cleavers! Please visit www.meetcleaver.com to vote!

Well welcome to a weekend of chop-socky fun that's so shocking, it's scary! This weekend we have a real treat for you: Electric Dragon 80,000 Volts! Cyberpunk action direct from Tokyo...what a head trip! We also want to thank each and every one of you cool cats out there for sending us nice emails about our 100th episode! It's a been a pleasure sharing our psychotronic collection with people of obvious exquisite taste in cinema! Thank you!!! We're rolling out a new interactive voting scheme on this episode as well. go to meetcleaver.com and vote for the theme of trailers for the upcoming week. Butch rambles on about it after the trailer (this is why you should put him on first thing after a night of martini-soaked fun). Vote early and vote often...we're excited to have you interact with the show! And we finish it off with a commercial for the 1980s toy flops: Dino-Riders! Grrr.... See you mid-week with another psychotronic flick-fix!

S'truth yon krypt-kiddies, it's time for your mid-week fix of Meet Cleaver Theatre Sub-Atomic and thanks in part to Universal Home Video and the Midnight Shadow SHow sending us a lovely screener for "The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior" (in stores August 19th, btw) we've decided to don our loin clothes and sally forth into the fields of fantasy and goblins and swords and such.... We give you a review of the new Scorpion King flick and in lieu of there being no trailer for the film available, we're substituting another fantasy film for you! It's Fred Olen Ray's "Wizards of the Demon Coast" starring Lyle "HAMBONE" Wagonner and a bunch of other renaissance faire rejects. Oh...and we tacked on a commercial for a more believable monster than you'll see in the trailer...the toy EVERYONE wanted but no one seemed to actually own; King ZOR! Coming up Saturday is a big announcement on how you, faithful viewers, can steer the direction of the show. It's an experiment in democracy...hopefully it will work better than our current one. :)

Congratulations on making to another fine weekend my krypt-kats! To reward your efforts of slogging through another dazzling work week we're bringing you psychotronic-a with a southwestern kick to it. Watch Telly Savalas (aka Kojak) ham it up with a bunch of other sweaty, dirty squares in a gritty revenge tale we like to call: "A Town Called Hell". And this weekend's retro-mercial is nothing short of disturbing. What's worse than a bunch of lil' rascal wannabes dressed up in western gear? Little rugrats bestowing the virtues of a granular chocolate milk drink. Puke.

Happy mid-week Krypt-Kats! Butch R. Cleaver here bringing you a treat that sounds a lot more interesting than it probably is.... "The Woman Eater"! Yep...the jokes just write themselves on this one kids. We're also bringing you a retro-mercial that makes Joan cringe every time she sees it. It's a chauvinist fantasy from the 70s replete with hideous music, hideous fashion and reasons why your husband is staying late with the secretary instead of home cuddling you. Don't hit me....I'm just the harbinger.....

Hello Krypt-kats! For your mid-week fix we're serving up a heaping helping of MUSHROOMS! Nope, not Mantago....nope, not the psychedelic kind... we're talking a recent feature called "Fungicide"by indie filmmaker Mr. David Wascavage! What can we say...it needs to be seen to be believed. We've also thrown in a commercial for lawnmowers...tenuous connections? You're soaking in them, tonight on Meet Cleaver Theatre!

Hello Krypt-kats! WE'RE BACK!!!!! That's right! After two weeks of incarceration...er..."vacation" Butch is back and we're celebrating the heady world of the early 80s with a classic that's better than any pizza time theatre character on fire...it's "JOYSTICKS!". A group of miscreants fight a group of clueless authority figures and the fate of the video arcade hangs in the balance! And you people thought footloose was original...eh? Stereotypes, lingering boob shots and terrible arcade euphemisms abound in tonight's gem...JOYSTICKS! P.S. It's good to be home kiddies....

Hello Krypt-kats! Butch & the family are on their last week of mandatory mental relaxation....and you still can't blame them. In their absence they've left a shockingly old Retro-Cleaver Moment from nearly 6 years ago...it's a skit from their first season involving garbage cans and stuffed animals and actors being abused. We're also bringing you a chilling trailer for the remarkably campy film "Jack Frost"...a killer snow pile/man....ironically one of the most original things to come out of Hollywood in the last few decades (brace for a remake...you know it will come sooner or later). We'll be back next Saturday fo shizzle....(as the hideous normals say...)

Hello Krypt-kats! Butch & the family have flown the coop for 2 weeks....and who can really blame them? But they are able to prepare some bare bones Cleaver enjoyment for you while they traverse the highways and the bi-ways of our illustrious, corrupt country. So this weekend we bring you a music video from our local horro-rock pals from Cincinnati "The Vladimirs" with their song: "Gone Sick"...You can check them out in detail here: http://www.thevladimirs.com/ We've also tacked on a lovely retromercial too...one of those toys everyone growing up in the 50s always pined for (we're sure of this...) and you kats that didn't will wish you could get one too....it's the Great Garloo We'll be back next Saturday with another postcard from the edge....

Are you feeling like a small cog in a massive corporate machine? Feel like that college degree hanging on your wall collects more dust than accolades? Is the man keeping you down? Then tonight's film should be right up your alley! It's "Rollerball" the original James Caan classic (not that abysmal remake)...a world where corporations own the world and the violent spectacle of Rollerball is displayed to keep the pliant citizens even more doughy and dull. It also stars the taste-tacular Pamela Hensley...whom some of you nerdier fellows might remember as Princess Ardala from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century..... I'll be her "Tiger Man any day! And speaking of "balls" we even have a cool old commercial for Whammo super balls and carcinogenic plasti-goo. Roll on!

Welcome to your weekend fix of MCT Sub-atomic! Tonight we have a totally tripped out biker flick for you.... "The Pink Angels"! Follow the misadventures of a gay bike gang as they travel westward to a drag convention....yes, before "To Wong Fu..." before "Priscilla: Queen of the Desert" there was the Pink Angels! Let your freak flags fly my krypt-kats! We've also tacked on a cool old motor "bike" commercial for all you road kings and queens.

Well hello gang and wecome to your mid-week fix of Meet Cleaver Theatre - Sub-atomic! Tonight we're looking back at a little piece of cult animation that sorta got lost in the maelstrom of 70s/80s rock operas... it's called Rock & Rule and features a bunch of strange looking creatures in a post apocalyptic world rocking out and summoning demons and such. It also features music by Debbie Harry (aka Blondie), Cheap Trick, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed and others. We've also thrown in an old KISS commercial to help pull you through the rest of the work week. Carry on my wayward sons...it'll be the weekend soon.

Well hello Krypt Kats, Tonight we're taking a look at all the wonderful uses for a common household item...the lowly nail. We'll also be taking a look at a fantasticly nightmarish indie film from Russia simply known as "NAILS" as well.... whole lotta trepanning going on tonight...woohoo! And while we're shoving hardware into our unyielding noggins we'll take a look at the original "Mr.& Mrs. Potato Head", a lovely underground couple giving a whole new meaning to the word "penetration".

Well welcome back kiddies..... It's time for another mid-week jolt of Sub-Atomic. Like a syringe full of psychotronic goodness it's here to course through your veins and get you through to the weekend. 1976's "Futureworld" is the subject of tonight's b-tv dinner...a part two to the 1972 classic "Westworld"! Delos is back....and the newest attraction called Furure World boasts that for 1200 clams a day you can experience anything you can imagine...and some things you can't. Well, I've got a pretty freaky imagination.... Anyhoo...it's Yul Brener, Peter Fonda and a bunch of sex with robots...what could possibLIE go wrong? *wink* We'll also treat you to one of the coolest space toy franchises ever..... Matt Mason & his fraking cool space station! Groovy!

Well hello Krypt Kats! Butch R. Cleaver here, hoping you had a malifluous Friday the 13th! It's 48 Hr. Film Festival weekend here in Thrillsville, and Butch & gang are allying with other local film fiends to create a masterpiece du jour...and while we're burning the midnight oil why don't you kids feast your eyes on another cinematic masterpiece! Did you ever wish you could stumble upon a film about terrorists in a mountaintop stronghold, a bizarre love triangle, a kidnapped kiddie and lots and lots of rough and tumble hang-gliding action? Niether have I....but sometimes we just have to roll with the punchs. Tonight's classic is the 1976 stunt pilot's wet dream, "Skyriders"! We also tacked on the adventures of everyone's favorite 10 inch dynamos.... Have a great weekend you princes (and princesses) of questionable movie taste...your love sustains us! Cheers!

Tonight we're venturing back to our favorite boot-shaped country and taking a look at a very early Giallo film known as both "The Monster of Venice" and "The Embalmer". Basic premise is a psycho living in the canals and sewers below Venice is offing lovely young Italian lasses and embalming them to "preserve their beauty for all time". The trailer has a double feature attached to it..."The She Beast" so you get a little of that action as well. And speaking "little" and action packed....make sure to stick around for our lovely PSA about inappropriate touch..... This weekend is the local Thrilsville 48 hour film festival.....so Butch & gang will be busy creating "art" *wink wink* Rest assured we'll still be bringing you an action-packed schlock-classic ...because we're just that good at multi-tasking. CHEERS!

This weekend, it's all grindhouse...Japanese Grindhouse! We're enjoying the ultra-violent trailer for the 1979 "Zero Woman: The Red Handcuffs"....think equal mixes of "Kill Bil", "they Call her One-Eye" and "I Spit on Your Grave" only with lots of Japanese cuties. The trailer leads to a disagreement between Butch and Puppet Fan Boy regarding Tarantino being unoriginal...those darn fan boys. You decide my psychotronic family and enjoy an obscure trailer on us...here are Meet Cleaver Theatre: Sub Atomic!

Due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, Butch was unable to appear for this Saturday evening edition of Sub-Atomic.... in his stead, we offer a retro-clip from "Thillsville Law", one of our two hour episodes featuring the movie "I Accuse My Parents"....Butch seeks advice from his lawyer regarding a subpoena.... hilarity ensues. Tonight trailer/commercial combo features Hammer films mis-step into the anti-hero cop genre of the 70s...a little piece of obscure tripe we like to call: "SHATTER"....it's not really a name, but a way of life....who loves ya baby? We also jump back 74 with a retro-mmercial high on the weirdness quotient: Savage toiletries for men.... cave girl babes molesting a Polynesian or some such lunacy. Butch & friends will return next week...till then, enjoy the flashback and have a retro-licious weekend!

We're heading back to the kiddie matinee with another psychotronic double feature...this time, it's all Circus themed! First we'll visit the horrifying world of "Tobo: The Happy Clown"...the intro is enough to make you question the sanity of the filmmakers folks.... and then we'll try and discover how Santa got his insidious "claus" into the world of circus shenanigans when we fly a magic carpet to "Santa's Christmas Circus"...starring Wizzo the Clown...another poster child for sleeping with the lights on.

Well hello friends! Thankfully we all made it to the weekend! Hooray! Today we've got another double bill of weirdness for you! The film in question tonight is called "Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America"See...and you thought the CHUDS were the only thing to worry about under your streets....well wait till you get a load of this midnd trip! And sinec so many of you chimed in with your approval of "a word from our sponsors" we're giving you more love with a strange commercial for the original NES "Legend of Zelda" cartridge....pea pea pea pea-hats indeed! Until our mid-week rendevous, stay weird, krypt kats!

Well hello friends! It's wednesday...it's "hump day" it's time for something a little different around the Cleaver homestead...so we're abandoning what little taste we had left and careening into kiddie matinee! Tonight's double bill of kinder trauma features the Elliot Gould flop, "Matilda"...the story of a boxing kangaroo and the man who gives it sweet sweet love and support. After that is another forgotten fever dream from across the pond! It's "Digby: the Biggest Dog in the World"...hilarity ensues when a sheep dog grows to "hilarious" proportions. Then they send in SPike Milligan to sink what little chance this film had to begin with.... We're even rolling out a new feature: "A Word from or Sponsors" featuring the disturbing old toy commercial for "Pie Face"...a game that urges you to "get your face full of goo".... you just can't make this stff up folks. And a special thank you to all the wonderful commentors and new subscribers to Sub Atomic. You cats are the reason for the season!

Well hello friends! Our normal weekend transmission encounters some "divine interruption" as the Patron Saint of B Movies, Saint Corman, drops in to act as Judge, Jury and Executioner for the 1981 satanic computer classic..."Evilspeak". What will it be? Thumbs Up? Thumbs down? Horns held high? Why not see for yourself? Enjoy the chaos and hav a great weekend Krypt Kats!

What's worse than a cockroach in your ear? An evil cockroach that catches on fire...in your ear! That's right kids...for our mid-week snack we're cracking open the south-west and enjoying a heaping helping of the 1975 William Castle project "BUG"! Call the Orkin army...this one's bound to get a little dark...

Happy Mother's Day to all you lovely krypt-kats and kittens out there! Go call your mom and then come back and enjoy a heaping helping of weirdness as we celebrate "accidental motherhood" with 1967s "Teenage Mother". Can we mix the sacred with exploitation...I dunno, but we're given it a shot.

Well hello friends! Our sincerest apologies for running a day late on getting out the mid-week edition of Sub-atomic...there's this big dumb thing called the real world that sometimes parks its fat can in our way and it takes upwards of 24 hours to gentley shove it out of the way. :) To celebrate our own dorkiness we're sending in the b-team and taking a quick look at one of our favorite dorks here in the great state of OHIO...it's Toby Radloff...the "Genuine Nerd" See you on Saturday with a "mother" of a show.... cheers!

Well hello friends! We're Baaaa-ck with another "insightful" look at a modern day b-movie classic. This time we're going down-under to check out a film that would make a young Peter Jackson proud. It's 2007's "Black Sheep" , genetic alterations turn everyone's favorite domesticated animal into a violent killing machine...and there are flocks of them. Flocks and flocks of ravenous mutton.... What a weekend! Remember to vist our website (meetcleaver.com) and stop back in mid-week for another deliciously rotten B-TV dinner!