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 Family Guy - Working Two Jobs
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August 12, 2008
Chris discovers that everyone in the family is working two jobs to pay for his private school; including Stewie playing tuba for fat people, Meg and Lois working as hookers, and Peter scratching butts with a butt scratcher. Season 5: Episode 16 - No Chris Left Behind
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 #3 If you buy a girl a drink she should sleep with you
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August 11, 2008
Author: LoveUStanley Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:54:07 -0800 Duration: 130Ive spent far too much money buying girls drinks and getting NOTHING in return. I, Uncle Stanley, am taking a stand. If I buy a girl a drink, she should sleep with me
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 Monday Night Sex Show - FineLine Sketch Comedy Ratner Roast
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August 11, 2008
Brett Ratner and other so-called Sex perverts get called to task in this brilliant portrayal of Joe Suhanson and his Monday Night Sex Show.Not that Joe is being judgmental about anyone, including Mr. Ratner... Joe is, after all, a team player, a sporthumper, an a self admitted sex maniac. To deny him his own reality, when it involves consent before anything happens, and sometimes the exchange of certain paper fiat currency notes, means to deny Joe Suhanson, and Brett Ratner, and perverts just like them all across America and Belgium... There's just something inhuman about it.From the demented sex perverts at FineLine Sketch Comedy.
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 Celebrity Gossip. Latest Celebrity News
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August 07, 2008
for more Beyonce is recording in NY again, Jessica Simpson reads about herself in rag mags, Jason Biggs from American Pie got married, Anna Freil is marriage phobic, Usher will never seel pics of his baby Celebrity News, Hottest Celebrity News Beyonce, jay-Z, Jessica Simpson, The Dukes of Hazard, Tony Romo, American, Pie, Jason, Biggs, Jenny, Mollen, Anna, Friel, Pushing Daises, R and B, singer, Usher
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 Cameron Diaz Days After Her Fathers Death
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August 03, 2008
Cameron Diaz braves the crowds at the premiere of her new movie days after her fathers death Celebrity Gossip Hot Celebrity Gossip Get free celebrity video for your phone at httpwww CelebrityMojo com Cameron Diaz father Emilio smiles happy laugh red carpet Ashton Kutcher What happens in Vegas Vegas London mourned death pneumonia screaming producer Shawn Levy married money win casino
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 Latest News About Mariah Carrey . Dina Lohan . Brad Pitt and
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July 29, 2008
Get free celebrity video for your phone at httpwww CelebrityMojo com for more Mariah Carrey says it was love a first sight Dina Lohan has been given a top mother of the year award Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to buy a home in Italy Christina Ricci is a clean freak Simon Cowell wants to be knighted by the queen of England Hollywood News Latest Hollywood News Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Lindsay Lohan Dina Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie George Clooney Lake Como Christina Ricci Speed Racer Simon Cowell Queen
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 Kanye West Talks with Friends at Mothers Funeral
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July 29, 2008
112107 After a 4 hour funeral service Donda Wests coffin is carried out of Spencer Baptist church in Spencer Oklahoma to a waiting horse drawn carriage Mother of rapper Kanye West who was in attendance Donda West died after alleged complications from a recent cosmetic surgery procedure Donda west west kanye star celebrity mom video paparazzi entertainment casket funeral carriage oklahoma
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 How To Be A Whore
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July 27, 2008
Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain! Make sure you send this video to all your friends, so they too can find out too, IF THEY ARE A WHORE! Visit my site anytime: http://www.onision.com Tags: how to be a whore howto do it yourself diy quiz hooker slut am i a is my friend an girl dirty woman paid for sex whores hookers and sluts oh my
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 How to Be A WHORE!
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July 27, 2008
Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain! Make sure you send this video to all your friends, so they too can find out too, IF THEY ARE A WHORE! Visit my site anytime: http://www.onision.com Tags: how to be a whore howto do it yourself diy quiz hooker slut am i a is my friend an girl dirty woman paid for sex whores hookers and sluts oh my --------------- Original Script --------------- Brocon - Hey, my name's Brocon. You know a lot of girls out there dream big. [camera change] Brocon - Some want to be scientists, some want to be teachers and some want to be actors. [camera change] Brocon - But today I want to talk about a different kind of girl. Sally my whore girlfriend for instance. [camera change] Brocon - This is How to Be A Whore Telephone Call Brocon - Hey Sally, what are you up to? [go to black screen with her text every time] Sally - Oh hey Brocon! [man says "hey baby come back to bed"] Brocon - What the heck was that Sally? Sally - What? [Sally get off the phone and get back on me!] Um... Brocon? Brocon - [frustrated] Sally are you coming over at six? Sally - Totally YEAH! Brocon - Bye Sally - [moaning in the background] Brocon - [Hangs up and glares.] Meeting That Night [knock at the door] Brocon - Hey Sally Sally - Hey Brocon! Brocon - [pauses and looks at Sally's mouth which has mayo on it] Cuts to Brocon Brocon - You see, the first sign of someone being a whore is their face. [change camera] Brocon - Sometimes they'll have something crusty, sometimes there will be herpes. [change camera] Brocon - But a super whore's case, she'll have a fresh white cream on her face. [change camera] Brocon - And the pervert taxi driver that dropped her off will have a stupid grin on his face when he drives away. Cuts back to scene Brocon - Sally you have something on your face. Sally - Oh I'm sorry, that's just a ridiculously disgusting pimple. Brocon - No I mean that white crap. Sally - Oh that's dead skin... it's not sperm silly... haha... ha... Brocon - No I mean that fresh white wet goop on your face. Sally - Mayonaise... from... a sandwitch... I ate six hours ago... Brocon - [Goes looks at the camera awkwardly] Sally - What are you looking at? Brocon - Nothing... hey, did you want to cook the meal tonight? Sally - [laughs awkwardly] What do you mean? Cuts to Brocon Brocon - You see whores can't cook. All they're good for is baby making... [switches camera] Brocon - But once the babies out, that babies dumpster bound. Cuts to sitting at a table. Sally - OMG hot dogs are my favorite! But I like to eat them without the bun. [slow motion of her bringing it up to her mouth. Brocon - Are you serious right now? Sally - [sucks the hotdog disgustingly] Cuts to Brocon Brocon - You see no matter the food, whores will turn it into a sex object. [changes camera] Brocon - Whores think that sex is the only reason for living. Because their idiots. [changes camera] Brocon - Some people function based of logic, others emotion... [changes camera] Brocon - Sally operates off of sensation. Because she has the intelligence of a cat in heat. Cuts to scene of meal being finished with ketchup all over her face. Sally - Mmm, that fat meaty sausage was good Brocon. Brocon - Yeah... you have crap on your face again. Sally - So... Brocon - What? Sally - You know... [gropes self] Brocon - Oh... Cuts to Brocon Brocon - So this is the part where the whore really comes out. [changes camera angle] Brocon - I tell you, put anything in a whore's belly, no matter how simple... [changes camera] Brocon - And she'll be hotter than lava in the pits of hell times inifinite. [changes camera] Cuts to scene. Sally - So Brocon... want to take this to the bedroom. Brocon - [looks at an intense Brocon] Get out. OH NEE SEA ON Author: Onision Keywords: how to be whore howto do it yourself diy quiz hooker slut am is my friend an girl dirty woman paid for sex whores hookers and sluts oh Added: July 27, 2008
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 Children of Celebrities Like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. D
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July 26, 2008
Go to httpwww CelebrityMojo com to see more free Take a look at what happens when the beautiful people produce children like Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Shiloh Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Suri Victoria David Beckham Cruz Bruce Willis Demi Moore Rumer Willis divorced Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck married couple looks stunning pretty cute adorable child baby son daughter Kate Hudson Chris Robinson Ryder Sharon Osborne Ozzy Osborne Kelly Osborne Gwen Stefani Gavin Rossdale Kingston Kim Basinger Alec Baldwin Ireland Celebrity News Latest Celebrity News Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Shiloh Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Suri Victoria David Beckham Cruz Bruce Willis Demi
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 Lindsay Lohan Starting a Clothing Line
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July 24, 2008
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 BORDELLO DIARIES - the hilarious first 10 minutes of the upcoming cult-film
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July 21, 2008
Author: stringerbell Added: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:35:43 -0800 Duration: 619Watch for the UN-censored DVD coming soon from Troma! Enjoy the first ten minutes of the upcoming sex-comedy 'Bordello Diaries,' brought to you by the twisted minds behind the all-time viral-video classic 'The Dildo Song' and Troma Entertainment, the people who brought you such cult-classic films as The Toxic Avenger and Cannibal: The Musical! Take a look behind-the-scenes at the infamous Iron Ranch Brothel, a seedy (and not quite legal) urban whorehouse. Follow the lingerie-clad women as they go about their daily routine of sexually servicing strangers for money. You'll never laugh so hard as when you see 'Bordello Diaries!' - Cumming Soon from Troma! 'Bordello Diaries' - the laughs are free, the sex isn't...
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