Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.Added: July 15, 2008 Air date: July 15, 2008 Duration: 01:58 Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name.Added: July 10, 2008 Air date: July 10, 2008 Duration: 02:50 Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.Added: July 08, 2008 Air date: July 08, 2008 Duration: 02:30 Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.Added: July 03, 2008 Air date: July 03, 2008 Duration: 02:57 Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Experts predict that if America continues consuming the 'Hannah Montana' star at its current rate, she will be completely devoid of entertainment value within a few years.Added: July 01, 2008 Air date: July 01, 2008 Duration: 02:27 Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.Added: June 24, 2008 Air date: June 23, 2008 Duration: 03:01 Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.Added: June 19, 2008 Air date: June 18, 2008 Duration: 01:43 Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss.Added: June 17, 2008 Air date: June 17, 2008 Duration: 01:49 Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time.Added: June 12, 2008 Air date: June 12, 2008 Duration: 01:52 Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.Added: June 10, 2008 Air date: June 10, 2008 Duration: 02:58 Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.Added: June 05, 2008 Air date: June 05, 2008 Duration: 01:26 Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.Added: June 03, 2008 Air date: June 03, 2008 Duration: 01:54 Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Intrepid reporter Don Abrams surveys what might be damage from a massive landslide in the Philippines, although it's hard to tell from his altitude.Added: May 29, 2008 Air date: May 29, 2008 Duration: 03:07 Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Scouts say Scraps is the best donkey basketball player they have seen in years, but some are concerned he’s not mature enough for the big time.Added: May 27, 2008 Air date: May 27, 2008 Duration: 02:13 Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
As the wreckage from today's tragic crash continues to smolder, one can't help but think of the accident that took the life of the People's Princess.Added: May 23, 2008 Air date: May 22, 2008 Duration: 02:03 Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.Added: May 20, 2008 Air date: May 20, 2008 Duration: 03:28 Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Panelists discuss the alarming trend of politicians who break their promises to the lobbyists who helped elect them.Added: May 15, 2008 Air date: May 15, 2008 Duration: 02:01 Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.Added: May 13, 2008 Air date: May 13, 2008 Duration: 02:07 Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body.Added: May 08, 2008 Air date: May 08, 2008 Duration: 02:57 Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
John McCain vowed that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by replacing the Secret Service with his own bare fists.Added: May 06, 2008 Air date: May 06, 2008 Duration: 01:39 Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
In their final moments, two American astronauts display courage, honor, and squeaky voices as they struggle to patch a deadly helium leak.Added: May 01, 2008 Air date: May 01, 2008 Duration: 02:23 Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Is that compliment real or not? A new report tells you how to know the difference.Added: April 30, 2008 Air date: May 01, 2007 Duration: 01:28 Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Miami Dolphins have drafted NHL star Alexander Ovechkin, making his dream to play professional sports a reality.Added: April 29, 2008 Air date: April 29, 2008 Duration: 01:50 Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.Added: April 24, 2008 Air date: July 03, 2007 Duration: 01:07 Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.Added: April 23, 2008 Air date: April 22, 2008 Duration: 01:17 Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.Added: April 15, 2008 Air date: April 15, 2008 Duration: 02:42 Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
New security measures put in place to allay terror fears are threatening to drive suspicious package retailers out of business.Added: April 09, 2008 Air date: April 09, 2008 Duration: 01:38 Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Media speculation is rampant over what exciting action sequences and romantic subplots the hikers may be experiencing if they are still alive.Added: April 09, 2008 Air date: April 08, 2008 Duration: 02:13 Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.Added: April 01, 2008 Air date: April 01, 2008 Duration: 02:54 Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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