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Episode 12 of 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! Can we unite the city of Chicago by inventing a new dish and singing about it on television??? You decide! http://www.speedysroadtrip.com Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer american beef chicago deep dish dog hot hotdog italian link mr pizza rhettandlink road song summer trip wgn superdawg lou malnatti's Added: July 23, 2008

http://www.speedysroadtrip.com LYRICS: Cheddar: why you up in this store? what you lookin for? cheese? I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these. Swiss: don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis I'm Swiss [cheddar:] okay white boy, they get the gist... Got more holes in my body than my boy 50-cent Curdled on the streets -- Geneva represent! Parmesan and Romano: We're Vinny and Louie fuhgettabout the other cheeses We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us Limburger: you other chumps are weak if you ask me I can bring you to your knees with my pungency... Goat: I'm not weak I'm strong I'll add flavor to your salad -- all night long. chorus: we know you want to put us in your mouth and chew. don't you? we know you do! (you know we know we know you do...! ) Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer american cheese link milwaukee rap rhett rhettandlink road song summer trip wisconsin Added: July 21, 2008

Episode 10 of 21. Our good friend Terry Border shows us some of his amazingly creative work (which he calls Bent Objects) during our stop in Indianapolis, IN. See all the videos at: http://www.speedysroadtrip.com And see Terry's work at: http://bentobjects.blogspot.com/ Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer american art bent border great indiana objects rhettandlink road terry trip Added: July 16, 2008

Episode 9 of 21. A review of barbecue variations across the southern United States. We acknowledge that this review isn't exhaustive and doesn't include EVERY regional barbecue nuance. If you feel your region was misrepresented, please comment. If you feel that passionately about BBQ, then we would probably be good friends. See all the videos at http://www.speedysroadtrip.com Thanks to the Homestead Pickers for backing us up! Lyrics: In the mountains of Tennessee, they like a smoky sauce But over there in ole Memphis, a dry rubbed rib is boss The folks down in Georgia can't make up their mind, You can give it to 'em sweet or spicy, and they'll say "that tastes alright" You might think that South Carolinians are just a little bit off, Would you believe their BBQ's yellow--with a mustard sauce. Pork shoulder is the cut of choice in Mississippi And they pride themselves on BBQ that's totally vinegary And Louisiana, them Cajuns, they like to spice it up. They like to spice it up. This is our review of BBQ, in the southern united states. And when my life is through, bury me in BBQ, but make sure it's vinegar based, cause you know that slows decay, and it's the style from our home state, North Carolina! Solo! Mutton is big in West Kentucky, that's a fancy name for sheep, But in the rest of the state, sliced pork butt is what they eat. Arkansas is kinda like Georgia, a BBQ meltin' pot, and when you ain't looking, them good ole boys'll make that BBQ hot Alabama's got the strangest thing I've seen in my BBQ days, Cause they're BBQ sauce is white!, made out of mayonnaise. Down in Texas, where the long horn steer roam free, They love to smoke their brisket, that's a big ol' slab of beef. And down in Florida Is Florida a southern state, no it ain't. This is our review, of BBQ, in the southern united states. And when my life is through, bury me in BBQ, People not from the South think BBQ ... Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer american barbecue barbeque bbq great regional rhettandlink road song trip types variations Added: July 14, 2008

EPISODE 8 of 21. We debuted our all-new RPG, Intergalactic Food Smugglers, at DieCon 2008, the annual role playing game convention. http://www.speedysroadtrip.com Author: RhettandLink Keywords: 08 alka-seltzer american diecon food game great playing rhettandlink road role rpg trip Added: July 9, 2008

EPISODE 7 OF 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! Chicago's Turkish Festival was the perfect place for a friendly food-mooching contest! http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/ Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer american chicago cream festival ice kabob link rhett rhettandlink road song summer trip turkey turkish Added: July 7, 2008

EPISODE 6 OF 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! We get Whole-Earth-ized at the Whole Earth Festival...in Davis, CA! http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/ Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer american earth festival green hemp hippie link natural organic rhett road song summer trip vegan whole Added: July 2, 2008

EPISODE 5 OF 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! We interviewed people in Vegas and got their candid thoughts on buffets. Then we made this. http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/ Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer all american buffet can eat great las link rhett rhettandlink road song summer trip vegas you Added: June 30, 2008

EPISODE 4 OF 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! Joe Darrow has been a Vegas lounge singer since forever! And he was kind enough to show us the ropes at the Peppermill's Fireside Lounge in Vegas. When he sang that song (our poem), it was really the first time he had ever heard or read it! We were really amazed. http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/ Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink alka-seltzer american great las lounge nevada pack rat road sammy sinatra singer song summer trip vegas Added: June 25, 2008

EPISODE 3 OF 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! San Diego hosts one of the larger US celebrations of Cinco De Mayo. We made the most of it. http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/ Song lyrics: Taco, Taaaco, Taac (repeat) Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka-seltzer american california cinco de diego great link mariachi mayo mexican rhett rhettandlink road san summer tri Added: June 23, 2008

EPISODE 2 OF 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! We entered the official California State Chili Championship in San Bernardino--it's our latest stop on the Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip! http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/ Is it hot? Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka american bernardino california chili festival great link menudo rhett rhettandlink seltzer Added: June 18, 2008

1 EPISODE OF 21. SUBSCRIBE NOW! Our visit to Roscoe's is one of the first stops on our summer road trip series, the Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip. http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/ We always make a run for chicken and waffles when we're in LA...thanks, Roscoe, for letting us film on location! Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka american chicken dogg fried great rhettandlink roscoes roscoe's seltzer snoop song waffles Added: June 16, 2008

SUBSCRIBE NOW! http://tinyurl.com/4u7o7c New episodes every Monday and Wednesday, all summer long. It's the Alka-Seltzer Great American Road Trip. And it's for you. Author: RhettandLink Keywords: alka american great rhettandlink seltzer song Added: June 12, 2008

FREE mp3: http://www.rhettandlink.com/watertab Lyrics: V1 I'm only here for you--in the middle of this mess I'm only here to quench your thirst It's not my fault that when I'm pressed a little juice comes out first Br it's just so embarrassing you standing right there, staring right through me all I want is for you to use me I may be free, but I'm not cheap! C Hanging here beneath the lemonade label where nobody notices me No colorful logo, no fizzy flow on this soft drink machine Got it pretty bad I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab V2 I'm a little guy--with insecurities I ain't got what these other guys give But what I lack in pizzazz, I make up in purity Please- Just touch me and we'll live Br it's just so embarrassing Hi-C or Minute Maid looking down on me! carbonation's overated! and baby, I givin you no calories! C Hanging here beneath the lemonade label not very prominent who knew I'd falter, when bottled water became so dominant Got it pretty bad I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink song funny water coke pepsi soft drink Added: June 2, 2008

This is our audition video for the new reality competition TV series, Jingles. We picked "Blitz 5 Razor" from a list of fake products. Enjoy. Lyrics: Hello there, yes you, the one with the toilet tissue dots on your chin We can tell you've been trying to shave against the grain again. 'Cause You've heard that smoothest faces belong to the guys who really go places And that's true; But look at you... Did you have a run in with a ferrel cat? The secret to perfect shave is the number of razor blades... Five Blades - You've got it made! The Blitz Five Razor Save the toilet paper for the other end. Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink jingle jingles cbs blitz razor cuts Added: May 23, 2008

FREE mp3: http://www.rhettandlink.com/sunburn Lyrics: I went to the beach for memorial day cause memorial day is the time for beach play (yah-uh-ya). got a towel, got a bucket, got a spot in the sand. don't got no sunscreen...I got a base-tan (I already been to the lake man--just last weekend.) I got me raft that holds a drink on each side. and I set my self to drift ... in the riptide (in the wind... you can probably guess where this is going) 4 hours later and a quarter-mile out I awaken when i hear my girlfriend shout...baby come back, i don't want to lose you to the seas. I return. she said you need to put a shirt on baby, thats not gonna happen Tshirts at the beach are for old people or husky children she said look what happens when i touch your skin- it turns white, then it turns right back red again. thats just my tan sinking in....but you are right...it is doing that. i lost track of time! layin in the sunlight I, I I, I I hurt I, I I, I'm sunburnt. don't touch me. don't touch me. don't touch me--no! don't touch me or I'm gonna have to kill you. and it'll hurt me more that it hurts you--cause i'm sunburnt. I'm either gonna call in sick. or go to work shirtless. do you think my boss will notice if I go to work shirtless? I'm a bank teller....can you pass the aloe vera? Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink song sunburn beach memorial day tan Added: May 19, 2008

FREE mp3 at: http://www.rhettandlink.com/bluetooth Lyrics: in the year 2043 the lord of the cyborgs will open the small glass case, gaining access to the purple button. (it's kinda like the red button on deal or no deal, except it's purple) this purple button, when pressed, grants utter global domination to the presser. how depressing. how could this even be possible? it will be possible due to the proliferation of bluetooth headsets. place device on side of head ask no questions--do as I said wrap around ear--no it goes the other way so central command can hear what you say I mean your friends...and family members. it's small, it's cool, all your friends have it. the perfect addition to your cell phone habit. change a tire and talk, whatever you choose as your mom describes her Alaskan cruise or tells you that your uncle passed away deepest condolences but what you don't know what they don't tell you.. is that every bluetooth headset that get's bought and affixed to someone's ear means one more victim of the plan that will unfold in the year 2043--the lord of the cyborgs does his dirty deed pressing the purple button 'neath the glass case and via cell phone towers, controls the human race take your post in a public place speak loudly; stare into space if you ever hold a phone to your face again a microscopic blade will blend your brain Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink song bluetooth headset cyborg robot Added: May 13, 2008

For those of you who don't already know, David Choi never smiles on Youtube. Check out David's channel: http://www.youtube.com/davidchoimusic And watch us LIVE every Thursday at 9pm ET: http://www.rhettandlink.com/live Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink davidchoimusic david choi Added: May 5, 2008

Seaborne & Roach Episode 4. Subscribe Now-- http://www.rhettandlink.com/subscribe Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs. For the CD case safe and other spy products, visit: http://www.spyassociates.com NOTE: Some people have commented that the theme music is the same as youtuber sxephil. The music is part of the royalty-free library that comes free with every new Mac. So, no, we didn't steal it, we just have the same taste. Author: RhettandLink Keywords: seaborne roach magnum simon detective series rhettandlink rhett link Added: April 28, 2008

Seaborne & Roach Episode 3. Subscribe Now-- http://www.rhettandlink.com/subscribe Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs. For the CD case safe and other spy products, visit: http://www.spyassociates.com NOTE: Some people have commented that the theme music is the same as youtuber sxephil. The music is part of the royalty-free library that comes free with every new Mac. So, no, we didn't steal it, we just have the same taste. Author: RhettandLink Keywords: seaborne roach magnum PI a-team private investigators series rhettandlink rhett link Added: April 14, 2008

Seaborne & Roach Episode 2. Subscribe Now-- http://www.rhettandlink.com/subscribe Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs. For the Video Sunglasses and other spy products, visit: http://www.spyassociates.com NOTE: Some people have commented that the theme music is the same as youtuber sxephil. The music is part of the royalty-free library that comes free with every new Mac. So, no, we didn't steal it, we just have the same taste. Author: RhettandLink Keywords: camino private investigators seaborne roach a-team magnum detective series rhettandlink rhett Added: April 7, 2008

Just when you thought you'd seen enough of us as Goths (or death-emo, corpse metal, etc.), here's part 2. See part 1: http://tinyurl.com/38sxh7 Baby Ruth is sponsoring a contest to send people to the MLB All-Star Game. Our video is not an entry, it's just to get the word out about it. Check out the details here: http://www.mlb.com/babyruth Basically, all you have to do is give the classic song, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game", your best shot. We think that's pretty cool, so enter it, already! Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink babyruth mlb all-star game baseball take me out to ball goth prep Added: April 3, 2008

Baby Ruth is sponsoring a contest to send people to the MLB All-Star Game. Our video is not an entry, it's just to get the word out about it. Check out the details here: http://www.mlb.com/babyruth Basically, all you have to do is give the classic song, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game", your best shot. We think that's pretty cool, so enter it, already! Stay tuned for the sequel, coming soon... Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink babyruth mlb all-star game baseball take me out to ball goth prep Added: April 1, 2008

If this confuses you, visit http://www.colorwars2008.com to help your brain. Color Wars is the brain child of zefrank. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/rhettmc http://twitter.com/linklamont Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink twitter color wars colorwar theme song rhettmc linklamont zefrank Added: March 28, 2008

This is a LIVE interview from last week's episode of our webshow, the RhettandLinKast. Subscribe to Tavin's vlog at: http://www.youtube.com/sweetteafilms Watch our webshow, Thursdays at 9pm EDT at: http://www.rhettandlink.com/live Author: RhettandLink Keywords: tavin sweetteafilms rhettandlink rhettandlinkast live web show ustream Added: March 27, 2008

Seaborne & Roach Episode 1. Subscribe Now-- http://www.rhettandlink.com/subscribe Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs. NOTE: Some people have commented that the theme music is the same as youtuber sxephil. The music is part of the royalty-free library that comes free with every new Mac. So, no, we didn't steal it, we just have the same taste. Author: RhettandLink Keywords: seaborne roach a-team detective series rhettandlink rhett link Added: March 25, 2008

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Why are gas prices so high? A live performance from our weekly webshow--the RhettandLinkast LIVE. Tune in every Thursday! http://www.rhettandlink.com/live Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlinkastlive 031308 rhett link rhettandlink gas prices song live webshow Added: March 17, 2008

One segment from the latest RhettandLinKast LIVE... Tune in every Thursday for interactive internetainment: http://www.rhettandlink.com/live Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlinkastlive 031308 rhett link rhettandlink fast food drive thru mcdonalds wendys hardees live webshow Added: March 17, 2008

Finally, there's a solution for all of us who can't pull ourselves away from Lost. Visit: http://www.rhettandlink.com/perspective Author: RhettandLink Keywords: rhettandlink lost commercial jj abrams season abc prescription drug spoof parody Added: March 10, 2008