Leonard tries to bring the word boing to the forefront of the English language. (shot on a Canon HV20 HDV camera using the RNG35 35mm lens adapter)

Leonard Carlson gives us some of his opinions on where we stand as a society and how to properly read a paperback book.

We get to learn a bit more about the life of Leonard Carlson. Apparently, he s quite fond of himself and likes to gamble.

Leonard tells James a story about subjecting himself to medical experimentation for profit while driving in circles for some odd reason.

Leonard s cousin Sterling asks him a favor regarding his old pickup truck. Can t see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

Leonard recounts his storied time in the spotlight with a girl named Chartreuse. Can t see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

You can t judge a book by its cover, or a tortoise by its shell Can t see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

To paraphrase Leonard Carlson, this microsode is a juxtaposition of activities that are the result of using otherwise inanimate objects. Leonard has been a bit hard to get in touch with the past few weeks so we were glad he gave us a few minutes of his time, even if we had to cram ourselves in the bathroom with him while he trimmed his beard. Can t see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

Leonard always has an interesting outlook on things. What one person might think it is , another will think it isn t . In this microsode Leonard proves (to himself for certain and to others possibly) that the world can be full of things that are both. You just have to look. Can t see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

Truth is not always self-evident. Honesty often hides in mysterious places, masked by disguises and diversions of all sorts. Leonard Carlson has found a special place where honesty wafts through the air, freely available to all who wish to soak up its essence. Can see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

In this microsode, Leonard sets forth his philosophies on both junk food and life itself. Seriously, you have to watch this one just to hear the phrase juxtaposition of mouth movements uttered with true sincerity. Can see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

Looking for a way to sanctify your soul ? Well, if you re anything like Leonard Carlson, you find your inner peace most readily when you re beating the crap out of another guy in the boxing ring. I tell you, we have a hard time keeping up with Leonard. We re doing our best to document his life, and as you can see in this microsode sometimes we just have to follow along on his afternoon jog. Can t see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

In this microsode, Leonard explains his coffee grinding habits and the many uses of the common can opener. One can t help but wonder has LEONARD ever used a can opener as a weapon? We ll have to ask him that question next time we get him in front of the camera. Can see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.

In this microsode, Leonard tells us a great story about his current employer. Laced with double entendres and the s word, this one is definitely not safe to watch at work or let the kiddies hear. As usual, we re not quite sure how much of this story is true but it sure is hilarious! It s a 48 megabyte file, so be patient. It may take a long time to load once you click on the video to play. Can t see the video below? Watch it on YouTube.