I'm Going to Kill You!

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 33: i don't believe in miracles. Edward is already in Ohio, and phones George for some: Post-Promotional Party Dish Homophobic Gays Wool-lite Adenoids George's problematic public speaking engagements Knives to : Matthew Ray, The Lesbian Mafia, Alexxx (our sexy cover-boy/man), Nate, Jordan Buffaloe Snakes on a Plane: A Critical Analysis Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com FREAK US: http://www.thefreaknetwork.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 32: It's No Game Edward, Marla and George are back to play a game that reveals: Marla's experiences at CD Warehouse that turned her into a Lesbian and Edward's annorexic summer in Los Angeles ending in a Cleveland Burger King George's sad obession with QAF ala 2000 Plus hear about the same-sex wedding of George's friends at City Hall that caused George and Philip to end up being on Fox News! .PARTY TIME IS COMING UP!! December 15th 9-12pm; PURE nightclub: 1221 Saint James St Philadelphia PA (www.purephilly.com) Come and see Edward and George in person! Dance to the tunes of outrageous DJ's, observe glamorous guest performances, and swim in oceans of booze Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesoand meville.us) Check us out every Thursday 10pmEST(7pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com FREAK US: http://www.thefreaknetwork.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 31: A Question of Lust Bobby Jo: Do you like pain? George: No, but I like Depeche Mode. Edward and George are back in black! After a photoshoot with M.Scott Whitson, an interview to grace the cover of HX magazine, their thanksgiving sojurn to Ohio, and planning a fantastic party to happen at Pure Nightclub on Decemeber 15th from 9:00 - 12:00 in Philadelphia (see www.purephilly.com for directions) These insane women have finally pulled it together to record a podcast. While Edward was sick and spent most of Ohio and spent most of the holiday in bed, aside from a meeting with his Ohio "boi", (doesn't that spelling sceeve you out?), George went to the town of his alma matter, Wooster to cause a recording commotion with his friends Adam and Rhiannon and a whole mess of townies. Listen as they interview drunk white trash in bars, confront homophobes, and convince people they are ghost hunters!!!!! Chapter List: Edward and George Dish A Four course Meal with George Adam, Rhiannon and Carlie "You have no soul, Bobby Jo." Note to J. Greg Ruckus, Redneck and Ridiculously Raunchy Supernatural Missy Bill's Dishes Are you an Air Sign? You Guys Ghost Hunters or Somethin'? An Actor's Tale Oragel with Melanie-Matt Choreography with Bobby Jo .PARTY TIME IS COMING UP!! December 15th 9-12pm; PURE nightclub: 1221 Saint James St Philadelphia PA (www.purephilly.com) Come and see Edward and George in person! Dance to the tunes of outrageous DJ's, observe glamorous guest performances, and swim in oceans of booze Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 10pmEST(7pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com FREAK US: http://www.thefreaknetwork.com

VIDEOCAST 3: Fender Bender! George gets into a car accident.............in Marla and Edward's living room. btw ..PARTY TIME IS COMING UP!! December 15th 9-12pm; PURE nightclub: 1221 Saint James St Philadelphia PA (www.purephilly.com) Come and see Edward and George in person! Dance to the tunes of outrageous DJ's, observe glamorous guest performances, and swim in oceans of booze. ">

I'm Going to Kill You Mixtape 3: Episodes 22-30 It’s that time again for a mixtape, where George and Edward compile the titles of last 10 (or so) podcasts (which are named after songs) combine it with a few oddities, and some memorable lines to brew a mix. Track list: Intro: Edward Losing My Mind: Liza Minelli Dudu: Tarkan The Modern Dance: Pere Ubu Mecca: Gene Pitney Unfinished Business: Boy George Baby U Left Me in the Cold; Marilyn South of Heaven : Slayer Collage: Glen Branca Return to Innocence Enigma Vs The Snares Yes we really are on the internet radio, we are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us)Check us out every Thursday 10pmEST(7pm PST) Check out the lovely podcasts at The Rainbowpodsquad (Http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com) Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone get’s entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 30: Return to Innocence Edward and George are talking on the radio when they are suddenly joined by a "mysterious" guest and we aren't just talking about their genetalia. Listen as Edward and George and certain tranny chaser discuss: reuniting with high school enemies, the time George tried on dresses at Daffy's, If you want to flirt, chew. Edward's uncanny resemblance to Liza Minnelli, And a heated argument on who steals who's friends. Later, George is joined by his outrageous friends Steven and Drew. After covering themselves in tule and red lipstick, Steven and George do a frightening cover of Enigma's Return to Innocence whilst Drew does Nazi balloon art. Warning! We have changed the hour of our radio show on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Now Check us out every Thursday at 10pmEST(7pm PST) instead of 11. BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com FREAK US: http://www.thefreaknetwork.com

Now that the time is upon us to start purchasing gifts; let us look to the prophetic words George left for the audience hidden within the context of a seasonal Cinemax commercial.

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 29: Collage An unsual format, outrageous unheard footge, and a cast of Glamazons including: Adam, Brett, Jeremy of Autodrone, Philip, Post-Michael Mckee, Rory and Michael(the Hawaiians), Abby, Drew, Nude Gays, Germans and of course Edward and George. Chapter List: 3AM Voice Mail. The Old Days. Post-MichaelMckee-isms AIDS Commercial). Pirate Radio NOISE Cleveland MALE box Four Red Bulls Your Dicks' Hot! Alarming Middle East Bea Arthur Promo Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com FREAK US: http://www.thefreaknetwork.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 28: South of Heaven South of Heaven lies two souls of two insane women........... So LISTEN, for they are insane. Matthew from Spanking Bea Arthur wants to fuck George and Edward with glittery dildos! George thinks he's having a heart attack and gets an EKG; Edward thinks George is attempting to steal his problematic "thunder" . Edward's parents are installing a cage for dancing in their house. George sends an email to all his friends describing himself as "The Pheonix" and "The Icon" Edward's father has to go feed the aligators Plus George's days as a go-go dancer for biologists! Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com FREAK US: http://www.thefreaknetwork.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 27: Baby U Left Me in the Cold It's a random week as we discuss: Control Z lifestyles Marilyn! (The 80's gender-bending UK pop sensation) The informal I'm going to Kill You! promotional party at Happy Ending Edward's friend tries to pee on Edward and his lover. Marla loves to drunk dial and talk about Michael Cryton Plus the boys have new fall goals, and a secret project in the works! Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com FREAK US: http://www.thefreaknetwork.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 26: Unfinished Business Listen Now:[audio http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com/enclosure/2007-10-13T16_48_58-07_00.mp3] YES! We have joined the Freak Network! click to visit all the freaky podcasts featured by this super freak family! The theme is....... Elemetery School Musical Recordings! Listen to Edward's revolutionary psychedelic 7th grade band, The Pinhead Flowers! Listen to George's "podcast" recorded with his friend MB in 1987! Listen to George's 5th grade music group AIA Productions, and his 2000 era cover of one of their biggest hits, Paris Model! Plus the boys childhood nude video apperances, The British Club, Balloon Breasts, D.A.R.E., Boy George Lawsuits and the I'm Going to Kill You!!!! promotion party at Happy Ending on October 16th!!!!!!!!! Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 25: Mecca ALL....... THE WAY TO MECCA! It's a string of bizzare interludes: George and Edward are talking or is it an old man gets a call from death? Next Edward discusses Kitch in the DJ booth with members of A.R.E. Weapons and Autodrone. Then Marla joins Edward and George on her birthday for some Marla oriented songs and cheer and finally Edward meets his new Guatamalan lover and his friends outside Happy Endings. Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 24: The Modern Dance Welcome to the land of I'm Going to Kill You. George creates a new I'm Going to Kill You inspired dance, Crudités, for the Philadelphia Fringe Festival called 300 Luxury Units. with his boyfriend Philip and friend Abby. Amid all the drama he's joined by Marla and Edward who do a post-show DJ set that they broadcasted live. Listen as they talk to random people at the party and later we are suprised with conversation by those Hawaiian's Rory and Michael. We go to various locales and discuss such important topics as: Hawaiian's With Bird Flu The 1988 Phillies The Chinese Government Rory's take on Medical conditions in Hong Kong George's dangerous use of toothpicks George and Edward's recent interview with Dlist.com Rebecca the Ludite, has no e-mail. George's obsesseive fans in Hawaii Chinese to Japanese translations of the word "Spectacles" other extremely important topics Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com

George is creating/performing a new dance for Phialdelphia annual LiveArts/Fringe Festiva!! l He gives you a sneak peek on the rehersal. See a clip of his new work Crudités which features dialog taken from Episode 20 of I'm Going to Kill You! And if you are near Philly, come to the show, it's entitled "300 Luxury Units" and it's on Septemeber 12 and 13th at the Tavern on Camac It will also feature works from Abigail Zbikowski and Philip Moore. Profits will benefit the South Jersey AIDS Coalition. A Luxurious after-party on the 13th will also feature Edward and Marla as DJ's!

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 23: Dudu Welcome to I'm Going to Kill You. It’s that time again, and the boys with knives are joined by Marla that post-modern Tranny chasing woman to discuss live and love over poorly played polyrhythms. Edward and Marla turn the show into a fucked-up version of Siskel and Ebert (or Ebert and Roper for all you Generation Y listeners). <> Eschuché as they review two movies: Jesus Camp and Rob Zombie’s Halloween Edward and Marla relay their strange insights, and sympathies for Michael Myers, when suddenly they are interrupted by one of the stars of Halloween! Meanwhile: George wants us to know more about Sploshing, and his visions of Marla with a blood moustache. When accused of being an alcoholic, he inquires, How can you really be an alcoholic if you don’t drink Vodka and you frequently moisturize your face? Edward is totally not into doo-doo, has somewhat recovered and has gotten all LA. his mother has come for an extended visit, his Klonopin prescriptions have been filled and he’s been seeking help from Yogi’s and other specialists. And since Edward is doing better, Marla of course has to have problems, and of them is that she is love with someone that's she's been seeing every day.....................…. her MCAT tutor. Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com

Things have gotten more dramatic, more violent and less sane in the land of I'm Going to Kill You. Edward, begins to experience more traumatic PTSD episodes, as a result of his recent assault; which lead him to taking an indefinite leave from work and seeking medical attention. You know things have gotten strange when George has become a beacon of sanity. Listen as they discuss: Edward’s screaming match on the subway Edward’s panic attacks; sexy? George’s epic Zoloft fuled 1999 pre-graduation walk of shame. Edward’s adventures in Xanax Insanity as pick-up tool. Apache Beat other extremely important topics Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us BE GAY WITH US: http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com

It’s that time again for a mixtape, where George and Edward compile the titles of last 10 (or so) podcasts (which are named after songs) combine it with a few oddities, and some memorable lines to brew a mix. But First George and Edward chat a little bit about Vinyl Manipulation, and Philip’s new occupation; go-go boy! Track list: Intro: Edward and George Number Eleven: Dead or Alive Swimming Horses: Siouxsie and the Banshees Bedbugs and Ballyhoo: Echo and the Bunnymen Lime House: The Breeders My Army of Lovers: Army of Lovers Happy Birthday: Altered Images KillYouThemesong: Edward, George, Marla, Jesse, Philip and KT Jams Run Free: Sonic Youth Love Supreme ( The I’m going to Kill You Remix) Just Too Easy: Romeo Void Join in the Chant: Nitzer Ebb Boyhunter: George and Edward (talking over Booka Shade) Hello (Turn Your Radio On): Shakespeare’s Sister Edward interviews his co-worker Elgin about the MN bridge collapse I’m Hurting: Roy Orbison Knives “The more you have inside yourself, the more knives are slightly touching your anus when you raise your leg to pee.” Yes we really are on the internet radio, we are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us)Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) Check out the lovely podcasts at The Rainbowpodsquad (Http://www.rainbowpodsquad.com) Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone get’s entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 21: I'm Hurting It's a more serious episode of I'm Going to Kill You as we learn that Edward and George both get harassed on the streets of their prospective cities. Edward's situation was the more serious of the two, prompting him to take a break from NYC for a respite on his parents' farm in Ohio. Listen as the two talk about: safety in the city, varying degrees of gay harassment, and the gay community. Yes we really are on the internet radio, we are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone get’s entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 20: Hello (Turn Your Radio On) Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) The night before George left for Philadelphia; he and Edward met up with their friend old Brett; a man who's known for his collection of couture and love of wearing Speedos in public. Together they decided to record a pirate radio broadcast at 3am on Awesomeville.us LISTEN as they turn mail from Edward's inbox on Manhunt.net into song material. LISTEN as they instant message their friend Trevor and his boyfriend Don who George and Edward met on a phone sex line in 2001. LISTEN as they bring up such important issues like: Palestinian Israeli Conflict Role play Sex Fisting Sans Lubrication Skeletons on the Subway Anal Toothpicking The Decline of Generation X The Romanian Language 8 hour sex Sessions Involving Cooking Spray Joan Crawford and other extremely important topics Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com TUNE IN TO US: http://awesomeville.us

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 19: Join in the Chant Yes we really are on the internet radio, we are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) Feel your butt while listening to I'm Going to Kill You! George joins Edward and Marla in New York City and are off to see Sonic Youth perform the entire album of Daydream Nation in an abandoned pool! Listen as they JOIN IN THE CHANT with crazed Sonic Youth fans. Listen Sonic Youth engage in onstage banter and an avant-garde noise radio based improv jam! Then the group goes back to le chateau Edward and Marla, where they are joined by Brett and Jesse. The groups are full of excitement/excitement tonight! Brett is curious about blue radishes and later recalls a fantasy involving Edwards' anus, rancid fruits, Marla’s shit and George vogueing Jesse loves the Glockenspiel, Joan Collins and raping Marla. Edward’s paranoia is running rampant, when he’s not busy shushing people he is busy recording Marla’s vagina while Marla is hanging out the window because of “intruders from outside” Meanwhile George is actively deconstructing language, gets possessed by his Virginian ancestors and gives us the quote of the week: “The more you have inside yourself, the more knives are slightly touching your anus when you raise your leg to pee.” Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone get’s entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 18: Just Too Easy Yes we really are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) We actually have done our first broadcast! Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST( 8pmPST) Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Is Marla Just too easy? She’s decided to distract herself by kicking things into Craigslust Overdrive. It seems she’s running the gamit, from 5 minute duds to Anderson Coopersque studs. Keep your self a-Breast with the situation now! Is it just too easy to further discuss George’s Party? Listen as we recap some of the party details. Is it just too easy to commit crime in Philadelphia? Is it just too easy to say your moving to a different country to avoid having sex? Is it just too easy to drink margaritas instead of going to work? Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone get’s entertained on….. I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 17: Part Two: Love Supreme Yes we really are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) We did our first broadcast! Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST ( 8pmPST) Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! It’s the second half of our two part epic, Yes, it’s all gone complex, many-layered and saga-like with Edward, George, Marla and the many strange characters that inhabit the world of I’m going to Kill YOU! Marla and Edward scheme has been reveled...... Edward has flown in from Pitchfork Fest to surprise George by showing up and DJing at his 30th birthday Soiree! First though we check in with George who’s hurriedly getting ready for his party, preparing his specialty drink menu, arranging photographers, musicians ,and being fitted with a dress from a cocaine denizen/ vintage boutique. Then we hear from Edward who jumps from his shitty hotel in Center City Philadelphia to hiding outside Shouk while friends attempt to get George to go upstairs. What will happen? Will George be pleased, or slap Edward in the face? Later we get some revelatory After Hours footage on George and Philip’s roof deck, where George calls upon the spirits to gives predictions to Jesse, Marla, Edward, KT. Then George does a story-time version of The Doors’ The End, the group discusses the dawn of the Aztec age of 2012, and use multi-cultural songwriting techniques to create new works of art live! We say good-bye with a sunday brunch at Morning Glory where Brett, Adam, George, Edward, Marla and Edward discuss Elephantiasis of the Balls: It’s a quarter pound of parasitical pleasure! See all of Michael Scott Whitson's photos from George's Party here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297271@N04/ Just remember: This is wine not water, turn it back Jesus! Find out all this and more here at….. I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 17: Part One: Jams Run Free Finally, every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! It’s part one of a two part epic, It’s all gone complex, many-layered and saga-like with Edward, George, Marla and the many strange characters that inhabit the world of I’m going to Kill YOU! First we have the reveal……... Marla and Edward are scheming and it has something to do with George. We know Edward is not going to be at George’s 30th bash, but is there something in the cards? Marla and Edward reveal their dastardly plan. MUHWAHHAHAHA! Suddenly, Edward is off to Chicago as the Pitchfork Festival awaits but he’s nearly misses his flight due to being non-compos mentis. Then he’s picked up by Phil Oh, his glamorous compatriot who runs a global street fashion site (www.streetpeeper.com) Edward learns more about the delights of Chicago style- hot dogs, hipsters, and traffic laws. Speaking of delights, he encounters one with his new friend Ilirjana Alushaj, singer for Apache Beat: www.myspace.com/thisisapachebeat. After talking about her band and their new single Tropics, now available from Beggars Banquet. These three discuss, gay bathouse politics, Chicago nightlife, and general glamour over free Chipolte in the VIP area. Then after seeing Slint do "spiderland" and GZA from wu tang clan do "liquid swords", Sonic youth finally do "daydream nation..." and Edward is overwhelmed with emotions (higher than the heavens above), with his friends nowhere in sight he send a teary final message backstage while SY’s does an encore performance of “Jams Run Free”; before he’s off to spy on Kim Gordon and then go to a secret location! What WILL Happen to Edward? Is he dead? Did he eat so many hotdogs that he is now obese?What the fuck is celery salt? Just where is Edward going and will he make it? Find out all this and more here at….. I’m Going to Kill YOU! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 16: Happy Birthday We will attempt to Start July 12th every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) (If we aren’t on this Thursday, It’s because George is inept and Edward is away, and we’ll start when Edward get’s back) Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!! Happy Birthday to George, well sort of, his actually birthday was 07.02 but his party is this sat. He’s getting things in place for a 30th birthday as one would: I.e. Mariah Carey-esque photo-shoots, elaborate drink menus, and of course preparing sock puppets. We briefly check in with George and his Mom who is visiting from Cleveland and dancing on the ceiling like Lionel in the other room. Meanwhile Edward seems unfazed by George’s guilt tactics as instead of going to George’s 30th Edward will be throwing shade at the Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago where he and his author friend Phil will be observing headliners Sonic Youth amongst others. Finally, we are barraged with a clip from a recent bowling birthday party for friend KT Where Marla, George, Philip, Adam and others form the team God’s Water, to douse the agile bowlers known as The Holy Fire. STAY TUNED Remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on...... .......... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 15: My Army of Lovers Starting July 12th every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!! Edward is nursing an infected hand and is pumped full of drugs, he’s so out of it that he forgets to record for the first minute of the podcast. Meanwhile, it appears George has recovered from his move and carring rugs across the street, and is finally happy thanks to a little help from his Army of Lovers from around the country. He’s moved into a swanky new pad with a roof-top deck, and is joined with that icon/slut Marla, Adam from Wooster OH, the ever-delicious Philip, KT fresh from the OC and two teenage Goths Noah and Melissa. Listen in real time as Marla faces some real difficulties in the bathroom, as they create new games like “Going, Peeing, Laughing or Canoeing.” ,As critics give in the moment commentary on George and Melissa’s live dance performance “Alone Triangle” , and what happens when Melissa tries to go to the bathroom and comes face to face with George’s unusual sense of zoning, Toilet Love! and remember “Q is for Jesus!” STAY TUNED Remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on...... .......... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 14: Lime House Starting next week we will be LIVE every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!! Edward’s on the guest list at the new Hermes party, but how will he accessorize his infected hand? Listen as he cavorts with rich and beautiful and their insurance consultants in his Angie Bowie-esque style. Later for Pride Weekend he meets up with the voguing queens from the House of Jones pride party; Work! George meanwhile is moving on up, or rather down the street; but after a series of out-of-town visitors, Philip’s encounter with a beetle and a fender bender, he finds himself having to pack everything in 10 hours for a move the next day. Luckily his friend Greg is there to help and supply LIME pops. Listen as he goes from mildly neurotic to completely insane and covered in lime-pop juice in the span of a half-hour. “It’s like white Christmas meets a cat on acid” STAY TUNED Remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on...... .......... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 13: Bedbugs and Ballyhoo Now LIVE every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!! The theme is near death experiences and death of small animals so get your poppers, your can of OFF, and a biography of James Garfield because it’s time to listen to some ballyhoo from I’m going to Kill you! Ballyhoo and Bedbugs, Bedbugs and Ballyhoo, Marla’s back Ooo oo oo. She’s been busy, catching parasites from her transvestite, poisoning herself with Off and using the microwave in very irregular ways. Ballyhoo and Bedbugs, Bedbugs and Ballyhoo, George has been busy too. Writing offensive songs in the Au Bon Pan, getting himself and Philip lost due to his avant-garde navigation techniques, and visiting various James Garfield sites in Cleveland Ballyhoo and Bedbugs, Bedbugs and Ballyhoo And Edward suffers a boo-boo. But it seems he was too busy looking for his Ipod to get on the ambulance. Later he has different kind of accident; this time involving a bottle of poppers. STAY TUNED Remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on...... .......... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! BEFRIEND US: http://www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: http://imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 12: Swimming Horses Running time : 36:46 Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You, featuring two homosexuals who live their lives like a runaway train: out of control, and loose in the caboose! Edward has chock-o-plenty a story to tell, or rather his anus does. Get a ‘fistful’ of information on that ‘rosy’ subject. Listen to “tails” of coke-filled nights in the late nineties that ended up a “handful” later. We hope someone won’t be buying diapers in a few years. George seems preoccupied with eating an entire pizza, burping, sneezing, whining and mispronouncing “mot juste”. He does manage to discuss a recent ‘paparazzi-like’ experience. The Kill You lads/ladies also manage to discuss the fateful night that Edward and George were both given a mysterious white pill right before they went on stage to joint headline the official Siouxsie and the Banshees Tribute in DUMBO. Sounds like a really bad episode of Behind the Music? Blame in on Vh1 but remember, everything is fine until someone gets entertained on...........I'm going to Kill You! BEFRIEND US: www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 11: Number Eleven Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You, featuring two homosexuals who live their lives like a runaway train: out of control, and loose in the caboose! It's the Eleventh episode and Edward and George's knives are particularly sharp and close to each other’s faces. Should they do advertisements for Gillette? Did you know that because eleven is the first number, which cannot be represented by a human using his or her ten fingers, it is often considered a mysterious number? Well, mysterious visions have been plaguing George who tells Edward predilections of bees dying, men who wish to steal your soul with a Polaroid camera, Raptors waiting outside the door, and recent visions of the Virgin Mary. He does manage to take time from his hallucinagenic forecasts, and talking about his hair, to interview his outrageous Hawaiian friends Rory and Michael! Rory details his recent adventures in speedo-ing and dancing on glass while visiting the city of Brotherly Love; as only one filled with the Aloha spirit could. Meanwhile Edward who's recently recovered from a mild psychosomatic episode, reminisces over the first time he and George met each other and interviews Marla about birth control……. Yum! And remember Everything is fine until someone gets entertained on...........I'm going to Kill You! BEFRIEND US: www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

I'm Going to Kill you Mixtape 1: Episodes 1 - 10 Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You, featuring two homosexuals who live their lives like a runaway train: out of control, and loose in the caboose! Who knew that Edward and George were so clever? That's right! The titles of all the episodes of I'm Going to Kill You are song titles! So here's a mix of all the songs that comprise the titles of episodes 1 to 10. But first George and Edward give us the details of their first listener contest, and they chat with Marla, whose Tranny craigsLUST has sent her a surprise... MIXTAPE 1 Tracklist: 1. I'm Going to Kill You! says hello to SNEAK ATTACK (Remixed by Mungo) 2. The First Cut - The Eurythmics 3. Still Ill - The Smiths 4. Party out of Bounds - the B52's 5. Tell me Easter's on Friday - The Associates 6. Bad Miss M - Danielle Dax 7. Candy Says - the Velvet Underground 8. Aint it Strange - the Patti Smith Group 9. The Man In the Blue Slip [Edward Edit] - Bob Ostertag feat. Mike Patton and Justin Bond 10. Reach for the Sky (we've got gay pride) [Edward Edit] - George Alley 11. It's Trivia - The Thermals 12. Public Sex for Boyd McDonald [Edward Edit] - Matmos 13. You give me indigestion when you perform Cunnilingus on me - Catra: Jealous Beauty! Mixed by Edward. ENJOY! BEFRIEND US: www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com VISIT US: imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com