The Stuart Bedasso Show

Yes, it's the Award Winning Stuart Bedasso Show! Glass half-empty or half-full? You be the judge. Dave hates the Swiss. It's really that simple. Here are the websites we were talking about: www.cindyforcongress.org www.runcynthiarun.org www.electsummer.com And get your Jesus is my Ese t-shirt here: www.cafepress.com/bedasso Music: The Lampshades - What's that Mean? Lynus - Van Pelt Makana - Different Game Victoria Vox - Five, Four Kalu James - Hurts B-52's - Hot Corner

We finally recap Jill's birthday party. Dave has an unfortunate incident at a urinal and all of us find out just a little more information than necessary. Jill remembers her first rodeo. Here are the links to help out candidates: www.cindyforcongress.org www.gp.org www.electsummer.com Music: Order of the White Rose - No Flags, No Masters The Ginn Sisters - Ramblin Ones KRS One - What's Your Plan? Sloan - If I Could Change Your Mind Maybe - Take Me As I Am Emmanuel Jal - Vagina Sex-O-Rama 2 - Bottoms Up Samuel James - Love and Mumbly-Peg

We're back! Stuart's got a broken heart, Jill's out of reach and Dave is...uh...Dave. Dave's a humanist at heart, but also hearts Garbage Plates. He's not a Muslim and he's not your savior...Barak Obama is just an ordinary politician - it's just the bar's so damn low now. Keziah's got oil on the brain. Organic pussy? Music: Max and the Marginalized - McCarthy's Medicine Abi Tapia - The Easy Way Billy Bragg - The Johnny Carcinogenic Show Victoria Vox - Peeping Tomette Was (not was) - Needletooth Deborah Magone - Habit With You Instiga - Senhorita Hey Bulldog - The Meaning of Loyalty

Is Dave really a Craigslist stalker? Get the latest on Jill's upcoming birthday bash. What's that smell? Is it a spark between Dave No, it's just Keziah's Fish of the Month Club. And ladies and gentlemen, meet Roy Channing! Music: Walt Atkison - Blue Tattoo Abi Tapia - Get It And Go Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 3: Single Order of the White Rose - Resist Despair Randall J. Rospond - Sweet Moments Sweeter Sloan - All I Am is All You're Not Malika Makouf Rassmussen - Lunda Street

Dave can't stop staring at Jill's chest. Find out why. How about a little sexual campaigning? Marvin Gaye's turning in his grave. Jill's birthday is coming up - shop now and avoid the rush. How about a nice sock full of hot nickels upside your head? Just tell Dave what a great guy he is and see what happens. Keziah's a teacher! And don't miss Episode 2 of Lizzy the Lezzy. Music: Butch Young - Dime Store Jesus Jonathan Richman - The Lovers Are Here and They're Full of Sweat Was (Not Was) - Crazy Water

Dave has ants, and they're not in his pants. He also has the solution for all of you suffering a Hillary Hangover (Jill Dave may be at the point where he needs a metal detector and dark socks. Keziah thinks she's Emo, but she's just paying attention. And Episode 1 of Lizzie the Lezzie. Music: Younglove - Underground Emmanuel Jal - Forced to Sin Sheedyfrost - In Aubeterre Albert and Gage - Black Denim Trousers Gonzalo Brown - Hermoso Hasta el Final Duane Stephenson - Love is Calling

We kill again with special guest Anthony Pignataro. And speaking of death, Jill almost bites it on a kayak excursion. We knew it - Anthony sleeps in satin, tartan PJ's. Dave uses sweatshop immigrants to create his renewable energy. It's not easy being green - ask Lupe who blew out a hammy creating electricity for the fridge. If you're on Maui you don't want ice cream! And Keziah' Korner is back in the hizz-ow. Music: Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop Sex-O-Rama 2 - Stiffed KRS-One - Money

If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo. Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys. It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins. Wanted: Smoking Jacket and Slippers. And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields. Music: Venus Verse - Loving Arms Cowboy Johnson - Wish I Was Of Montreal - Feminine Effects Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces Exile Parade - Superstar

Keziah goes on a rampage! Well, that's a little harsh, but we sure do wish she wouldn't worry her pretty little head about such things. Just kidding. Here's the link she's talking about. http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php Jill's getting a piratey tattoo! Aerobic class tips for all you newbies and Dave's trip to Kula. Music: Christine Albert - Chante-Moi Lynus - PJ Soles Instiga - Bastidores

Dave admits that he flags off. Even Reggie Jackson flags off. Jill wants to beat up old women and children. No word on her flagging habits. Dave is down with the gays and the blacks. Keziah jumps on the Nader Deathwatch bandwagon. Music: B-52's - Pump Billy Bragg - Mr. Love and Justice Emmanuel Jal - Warchild Kellye Gray - Take Five

Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally. And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word ass don't flag this. Jeez! The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper. Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig. GILF's! Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto. Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them. And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show. Music: Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii Travis Raab - My Only Friend Mombasa - Lately Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues

Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums. Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior? We examine such a high-brow topic. Dave has it out with his students' parents. It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him. And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music. Seriously. Music: Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing Beatrix - Final Destination Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does

Another long week for the Stuart Bedasso crew. Dave wonders if you can still send telegrams - get ready for your drunk telegram, ladies. Part 2 of our public service program on how to get chicks. Let's all take a trip to the dump and write haiku's. When is every day going to be Earth Day? Music: Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona Othella Dallas - Help the Poor

Whew...what a night. Jill and Dave record a pretty decent show, then after she leaves, Dave discovers that the recording is unusable and has to re-do the show all over - by himself. Don't fear, he tries to recreate all the hilarity that ensued. We start our new weekly feature: How to Get Chicks (talk about the blind leading the blind), Dave's man-love for Vin Scelsa and an update of the presidential election. Don't forget to brush your teeth, kids. Music: Melody Gardot - All That I Need Is Love Max and the Marginalized - Teflon John Beatrix - Sonora Othella Dallas - Fever Kevin Davis - Sleepless in Seattle The Gardis - Just Like Me Salt and Samovar - (Soon to Be the) Dust

Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with his life and can't until Ralph is no more. Jill and Stuart are out with food poisoning. At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah. And we'll never get rid of Flem Flaman. Now you can listen to TSBS right on our MySpace and Facebook pages! Dig that! Music: Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei John Cruz - Island Style Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill William Shatner - Common People Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls

Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with his life and can't until Ralph is no more. Jill and Stuart are out with food poisoning. At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah. And we'll never get rid of Flem Flaman. Now you can listen to TSBS right on our MySpace and Facebook pages! Dig that! Music: Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei John Cruz - Island Style Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill William Shatner - Common People Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls

Jill's the talk of cybersapce! She has offers from two swarthy studs who know what a good woman looks like. Whom will she choose? Kava turned out to be a dud, Keziah's dealing with peeing bums and Jill's enamored with the mullet. Who isn't? And check out the new shirts here. Music: Howie Newman - I'm Big in Belgium Liam Sullivan - Text Message Breakup Colquitt - Juliet's Last Breath

Mercy. Poor Dave's Mom. Keziah's in studio again and she and Jill give it all they have to Dave's Mom. But that's not enough. Special Guest, Renee gets her shots, too. Keziah Keziah at a strip club? Who the hell keeps talking about REO Speedwagon? Beware of the deadly Dog Monkey - it humps your leg then throws poo at you. Music: Jim Donovan - Las Vegas Suit of Hair - Flying Underground Tribe of Eden - Empower Cab Calloway - Hep to the Jive Steve Poltz - What Would Gandhi Do? Cherry Capri and the Martini Kings - Cocktails for Two

Live, in studio...the lovely and talented Keziah! Also in studio, the lovely and talented Jill. And Dave. Let's talk about urinals. Seriously. Pick up lines for chicks. Tiger Beat rules. Get well wishes to Anuhea. And we mustn't forget - e-mail Representative Sally Kern and tell her what a douchebag she is...in a respectful way, of course. For some reason, Dave has laminated pictures of Olivia Newton John in his shower. Pass the body wash, please. Music: Sheedyfrost - Rum Daze Liam Sullivan - Let Me Borrow That Top Sally Kern & Whitee - I'm a Freakin Homophobe Jim Donovan - Kuku

Jill and Dave just get back from seeing the goddess known as Margaret Cho. Dave also checked out some Joshua Redman as well, where he met his new nemesis Doctor Shitpants. Dave volunteers to help at Barryfest and gets unmercifully mocked by so-called do-gooders. Jill's becoming a pirate before our very eyes. Due to throat difficulties, Keziah's Korner will not be heard today, but next week...Keziah live, in studio!!! Music: Joshua Redman Trio - The Surrey With the Fringe On Top Skeleton Staff - Rude Marty Dread - Another Day in Paradise The Coasters - Along Came Jones

This week, we didn't talk about anything. We sure didn't talk about that guy and there's no way we talked about that chick. So everyone can just chill the freak out. Dave figures out that musicians are flaky which is too bad, because we may start planning Jillfest soon. Due to Dave's incompetence we had to tack on Keziah's Korner to the end of the show. We didn't get to listen to it yet ourselves, but Dave overheard something about midget penises (seriously). Here's the link to one of Dave's 900 internet crushes Violet Blue. She rocks. Music: MC Frontalot - Goth Girls Dick Gregory & Whitee - State of the Black Union Steve Poltz - Hater's Union Exile Parade - Fire Walk With Me Barefoot Natives - All My Life

Whoa! If this show were a baby, it'd have been born breech. We were supposed to have a musical guest - our first. She had to cancel. Then Jill got sick, leaving poor Dave to muddle through some kind of technical difficulty that makes the show sound like there's someone sitting next to the mic popping bubble wrap. And yet, the show is fantabulous! Dave seems to have one thing on his mind - and this time it ain't beer. Keziah reinvents the Happy Meal. We haven't drunk the Kool-Aid, but if Ralph's gotta run, we hope he does it right. Hide the kids, Dave demonstrates how he flirts and it ain't pretty. Music: Evan Roman - I Married A Rapist Ike & Whitee - The Military Industrial Complex Robyn Hitchcock - Ole! Tarantula (live) Ana Egge - In The Backseat The Sleepers - Fix Your Stereo Alberta Hunter - You Cant Tell The Difference After Dark Jack Shit - Boney Was A Warrior

It's raining stalkers! Get your automated booty call right here - courtesy of the Stuart Bedasso Show and Johnny Kalama. Jill and Will may not be sitting in a tree, but there's always room for Weird Al. Mitt Romney's kids need to get their asses over to Iraq. And Greg Palast is Stuart's new friend. Why don't they write songs about underage boys? Music: Evan Roman - Goys Sunnyland Slim - Be Careful How You Vote The Coasters - What About Us The Sleepers - Jailbait Melanie Zipin - More a Part of You

What's new Pussycat? Ahhhhhhh, my chest hair's on fire!!! You too can run your portable music device on knee power - if you weren't such a lazy bitch. Ralph Nader is killing Dave. Jill gets a possible booty call. Keziah joins thousands of African-Americans by being disenfranchised at the voting booth. Once again, The Stuart Bedasso Show fosters democracy - live! Music: Brand X - Drum Ddu Evan Roman - Out Melanie Zipin - Ocean Back to Me Sheedyfrost - Shoes Kanekoa - Following a Fool

We get political on your ass. Obama It's Super Bowl Sunday and we're hoping that this year, Snickers will turn you into a pedophile, or at least someone into nipple clamps. Enjoy the debut of Johnny Kalama! Jill makes her debut as a bouncer and busts up a vicious tobacco ring. And as we all know...Dave is just one of the girls. Drag queens and brunch...nothing like waffles and male Cher impersonators. Music: Melanie Zipin - No Second Guessin' The Welfare Poets - The Killed Filberto John McCutcheon - Hail to the Chief Sheedyfrost - Hard Day Blacc Dove - Mother Earth

Stalkers, stalkers, everywhere. Dave has a stalker at his radio gig. Jill has a new friend, who is not yet a stalker. Dave meets a fellow fan of the band FM. It's a small world after all. The show has moved into a new studio (Dave's apartment). The beer's closer and that all that counts. And who needs a big penis if you have a big grill. It's coming up on The Stuart Bedasso Show's one year anniversary and we have over 9500 downloads! Thank you for helping us make this so enjoyable! Music: John McCutcheon - Let's Pretend The Sawyer Davis Project - Brother, Brother The Welfare Poets - For These Times Sinsiter Grin - On and On Kathy Collins - Tutu's Lucky Machine Pink Martini - Dosvedanya Mio Bambino

Dave's flying solo this week, so the focus was on the music. Dave talks about his dead gay Uncle and dead not gay Sam the Butcher. And here's the link to help with Jill Sobule's next record. The whole gang will be back next week. Music: Malika Makouf Rasmussen - Mon Regard Colquit - A Plague on Both Your Houses The Sawyer Davis Project - Wanna Song Pink Martini - Hey Eugene! Jake Holmes - A Credible Threat Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 - (A Man's Gotta Know His Limitations) Briggs Dream Aria - 11th Hour Beata Golec - Toccata for Piano Solo Mojo Chunk - Mojo Roaster Kellye Gray - If You Never Come to Me Fina Dupa - Club del Soul

Well, turns out we don't make friends that easily. Listen to two chicks chatting over coffee - as usual. It's the thrilling conclusion to as story we all have heard before: boy meets girl, boy scares girl, boy pisses off boy, boy loses boy. Jill and Dave review The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book. And they may have a sequel in mind. Keziah goes down on the farm and ends up with a bunch of soggy, crying models. Sounds like Dave's dream date. And there's good Keziah news, too! Music: Ana Egge - Lazy Day Ludwig Van - The Empty Walk Bisco Mondal - Early to Bed Kanekoa - Fish in a Barrel

Jill has a new MySpace stalker and he needs friends. You can visit him at http://www.myspace.com/Twistedfaithinva and show him some love. Because we all need some love. We review another review. Keziah's not European, she's not Jewish, sheeeeee's....Biblical! We go from watching Oprah, to praying to Oprah, to Mike Huckabee and other fundamentalists. Jill has homework...and it's sexy!!! Music: Cindy Lee Berryhill - Bars, Booze and Boysclubs Mojo Chunk - 2 Floors Down Kathy Collins - Lessons for Tourists

The gang's all here! This week we record from Rochester. Keziah, Mike We start off with the Hoff and go to Englebert's brother Darryl. Then, we touch Jill's Spot, though she may not feel it for a while. It's Chocolatey Goodness on The Stuart Bedasso Show. And we revisit Keziah's internet debut with some guy's ass. Music: Kalu James - Miles Deborah Harry - You're Too Hot