After reviewing fifty video tapes from Dragon*Con 2007, Brian managed to find his video of Zombie Vision ... wandering about the convention with the camera rig we used on Thinkin' Strips to see what Dragon*Con looks like to a zombie. Have fun with this little bonus footage from Dragon*ConTV.

Thanks to Patrick Freeman the folks at Wave Guide Studios, Dragon*ConTV has this snazzy new logo. Our apologies to Universal Studios.

Dragon*ConTV started in 2002 when we produced an opener for the Masquerade. It's still a tradition. Produced by Patrick Freeman.

Patrick Freeman whipped up these cool clips to celebrate out fifth year of creating strange videos for Dragon*Con (2 of 2)

Patrick Freeman whipped up these cool clips to celebrate out fifth year of creating strange videos for Dragon*Con (1 of 2)

Humans have cook books ... what do hungry zombies read? Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 

Even zombies need a little antacid when they go on a feeding frenzy Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007

Buffy fans need beverages just as much as the regular fan, so here's something crisp and refreshing with a Sunnydale twist. Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 

Soylent Green is people ... so what would zombies eat? Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV

Remember those "this is your brain on drugs" commercials ... yeah, we have those for zombies now. Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV

We have a lot of zombie videos at Dragon*ConTV this year ... of course we have an escape plan! Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007. BRAAAIIINNNSSSSS. Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: pablo perez Song Title: Data Target

Running out of Soylent Green? Is your spoo stash a little low? You'll need to get food at Dragon*Con, and dietary requirements can be tough to work around. This is why Dragon*ConTV tries to answer this food-related question. Produced for Dragon*COn 2007 by a very hungry staff member at Dragon*ConTV Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: cdk Song Title: Look to la Luna

You think it took too long for the Harry Potter series to get wrapped up? Dragon*ConTV gives you a literary history lesson. Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: His Boy Elroy Song Title: Folded Up (Remix)

Where to TV pilot episodes go to die when they're not picked up? To the Internet, of course! Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: Ploki Sarken Song Title: I'm Thinking

People on Earth have these handy vehicle assistance gizmos like OnStar to help them when they have car problems ... how different would 2001: A Space Odyssey have been if Dave Bowman could have just pushed a little blue button for help? Dragon*ConTV tries to answer that question. Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV

Professor X from the X-Men never seemed like a proper action hero ... until now! Dragon*ConTV re-imagines the leader of the mutant heroes as a Bond-styled spy. Action! Excitement! Women! High-speed wheelchair chases! Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007

A video produced by some people who watched Heroes and thought "I wonder if every hero has awesome powers, or are some of them lame?" Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV using only the power of our mind

Yeah, it's a cheap short joke ... but I still think it's better than the original Head-On commercial. Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV

Fanboys ... transform and roll out! Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV and a small yellow Volkswagen who was out of a job Written By: Stephen Granade with help from AintItCoolNews.com Music By: trifonic Song Title: Bored On Your Backside

Knowing is half the battle ... what's the other half? Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: Ploki Sarken Song Title: Chaos

Even Hogwart's needs a little technology. Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: Zoulactive Song Title: So French

Brian is shocked. Nobody used the e-mail address to tell us where the extra booze was. I guess you drank it all (sniff). Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by the sober staff of Dragon*ConTV Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: Ploki Sarken Song Title: CuzICan

Pirates ... Ninjas ... Klingons ... Stormtroopers ... let's put all of them together in one bumper to settle a showdown of ultimate sci-fi destiny. Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV ninjas that you can't see hiding in the trees behind your house Written By: Stephen Granade (he can't hit the broadside of a barn) Music By: Gerador Zero (who made this music with the honor of the Empire) Song Title: Fu*kin' Rock! (cc version, even pirates don't need to steal this music)

Long before you made that furry Captain America costume for Dragon*Con, you were pretending to be a superhero with mom's laundry ... or were you? Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: Jeremy Sharp Song Title: Track 7

Not every panel gets to be in the "main" convention hotel at Dragon*Con. Some panels are in the Hilton. What ... you don't know where the Hilton it? Dragon*ConTV can help guide the way. Produced for Dragon*Con 2007 by Dragon*ConTV Written By: Jessica Sheffield and Stephen "Lame Tracks" Granade Music By: Falik Song Title: TheFalikShow

Kari Grant from the Mythbusters hosted the Dragon*Con 2007 Masquerade ... so Dragon*ConTV produced this video as part of the show introduction. What happens when you try to bust the myth that Stormtroopers can't hit the target?

How many people stayed in your hotel at Dragon*Con? Here's a helpful guide to maximum occupancy from Dragon*ConTV. Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade and Amy Qualls-McClure Music By: Gerador Zero Song Title: Valsinha

"I CAN HAS DCTV BUMPER?" This bumper tells the story of how Stephen's life intersected with LOLcats and The Trouble with Tribbles all at the same time. Yes, based on a true story. Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: zikweb Song Title: B34 (ft. NoSushi)

What happens when two groups of fangirls from different genres descend on Dragon*Con? Well, we hope somebody brings a video camera ;) Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: Kismet Sarken Song Title: Confusion

Dragon*Con costs money to attend ... eBay can be used to make money ... they seem like a perfect fit. Produced by Dragon*ConTV for Dragon*Con 2007 Written By: Stephen Granade Music By: Ploki Sarken Song Title: First