One cast to rule them all, One cast to find them. One cast to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl Captain Damage Kornfeld.
America! FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah! America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah! Terrorists, your game is through, cause now you have to answer to America! FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! America! FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now! It s the dream that we all share; it s the hope for tomorrow, FUCK YEAH! McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Democrats, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (republicans) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Sportsmanship Books Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl Captain Damage Kornfeld.
Blame Colin for this . Me? I m scared of everything. I m scared of what I saw, I m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I m with you. Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl Captain Damage Kornfeld.
Behold, for unto thee I doth giveth my mighty wisdom. (If you re a chick, you can have something else mighty.) Actually it s our wisdom. No, really! Look for it, it s in there. We ll wait No? Hrm. Well then ask yourself this, Neo is the wisdom lacking, or are you just not ready to hear it? Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl Captain Damage Kornfeld.
Oh, lordie! I done did it now! I has posted the podcast late. No really. This is all my fault. Unconscionable, really. Inexcusible. I mean it. As I sit here, flaggelating myself with an actual cat-o-nine-tails, I am reminded of just how incredibly painful a cat-o-nine-tails actually is. Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl Captain Damage Kornfeld.
Is it the number of the podcast, or how fast you can go in a 2002 Hyundai XG350L on Interstate 90 heading eastbound before you lose your nerve? Of course 112 is 1, 1, and 2 and 2-1-1=0 so maybe this podcast will disappear into nullspace. Or something. Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl Captain Damage Kornfeld.
No, Locke won t throw a knife at you. Sayid won t snap your fool neck, Sawyer won t give you the squinty eye and call you a nickname, and Jack won t just stand there and cry impotently. But you ll get three castaways you wouldn t mind being alone on an island with, I tell you that much. Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl King Kong Kornfeld.
It s Episode #111. It s audio-only. You might ask what happened to Episodes 108-110, or what happened to the video. You might ask that. maybe you get into an accident . Oops, you fell several times Maybe then you don t ask so many questions. Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl King Kong Kornfeld.
One would think we d be better at posting these regularly. Obviously the answer to the question How many brains does it take to keep a podcast going? is greater than three. Well, two-and-a-half, really. My brain is mostly non-functioning due to the alternating scenes of cute furry animals dancing and hot women dancing in my head. Get the Flash Player to see this player. Download this video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl King Kong Kornfeld.
Semper ubi sub ubi. Get the Flash Player to see this player. Download this video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 Production Engineer: Carl Crazylegs Reyes Post-production/Editing: Colin Rock N Roll Rego All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Wait, we don t have any delegates? Get the Flash Player to see this player. Download this video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Britney Spears may have been drugged by her manager, but we do it all to ourselves. Get the Flash Player to see this player. Download this video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
103 reasons to listen to us in the morning on your ride into work Get the Flash Player to see this player. Download this video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
This was a triumph. I m making a note here Ah, screw it. We re back. Back like a motherf$ %er . Until we run out of cake. Get the Flash Player to see this player. Download this video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this podcast episode is mighty umm idiotic. We have creationist idiots, idiots in congress, and dinosaurs. Ya, Mr. Dinosaur, I am calling you an idiot for going extinct. You got a problem? And, as usual, Boston In Brief is filled with all things Boston. Get the Flash Player to see this player. Download this video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Weee re back! No, seriously. Our one week off turned into like . three all because we are in the middle of enhancing your experience. Enhancing like a mofo. This is Episode 100. It s audio, but there s a link to the video. It s big, so you know, download it to your PC or something. On the Geek Top Three, we discuss Google s dive into the 700MHz auction, the XBOX 360 Live Fall Dashboard Update, and The Romantics whine about the cover of their One Hit in Rock Band sounding too much like them. On Boston in Brief, Web Design World returns to Boston for 2007, Aresia 2008, and a downloadable song pack for Guitar Hero II that includes State of Massachusetts by the Dropkick Murphys. Download Audio Download Video Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Ninety-nine red balloons go by It s episode 99, and it s posted late. I ve been busy, so busy. Also, Episode 100 will be delayed until next weekend, so that we have time to finish our re-tooling and bring the usual quality you expect from us. On the Geek Top Three, domo arigato, Google Android; the Bushies want immunity for dirty telecoms and their violations of federal law; and super-fun times with illegal cell-phone jammers. On Boston-in-Brief, Live Action Anime 2007 brought to you by MIT on November 29th and December 1st; a bunch of sub-standard bars closing in Massachusetts because of fire hazards; and on Friday November 16th, see a wonderful flute (flaut) player from the Lowell Philharmonic plays. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Amidst the beer and nuts-on-chin action, we discover that beer is a great sports drink, there is now wedgie-proof underwear, and a school will open for Jedi knights. On Boston in Brief, enjoy a beer with Jim CookKoch, Comics Come Home, and Shaolin Monks will KICK YOUR ASS!!! at the Orpheum on November 17th. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
This week, we re resigned to discussing Comcast not only throttling traffic to customers, but then lying about it, then getting caught lying, then admitting it sort of. Congress might step in. Also, we discuss a service that will fake excuse noted for you, and Leopard leaps lion-like into the waiting hands of fanboys. On Boston-in-Brief, MIA at the Palladium November 28th, Tinariwen at the MFA on November 25th, and Acidic Painting at the Museum of Science on November 10th. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Enhance your calm and enjoy joy-joy feelings of mellow greetings and salutations, as this week it s revealed that Dumbledore is teh mr. gay , Apple to release the iPhone SDK, and Apple drops the price on un-DRM-ified music to 99 cents per track. As a supplement, we discuss vending machine disguises for women walking alone at night in Japan. On Boston in Brief, StubHub stubs toe in court, Tech Crunch is having its next meetup in Boston, and an Autumn Wine Celebration at Wachusett. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Bungie jumps from Microsoft, another competitor to iTunes, a Universal competitor (ha ha), Dell gets sued for- get this- crappy customer service. On Boston-in-Brief, a shockingly good time at the Chevy Volt press event; sweet, sweet chocolate at the Langham Hotel in Boston; and have some Cake with your chocolate. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
That s that tasty Hawaiian burger joint! My ass was barely off the plane, and we recorded. We love you that much. This week on the Geek Top Three, we discuss artificial life , brain-eating amoebae and toxoplasmosis, and California s own government websites get shut down. On Boston in Brief, there s a Strides Against Breast Cancer event, Isis comes to Cambridge, and Spooky World returns! Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Ra-ra-ra, siss-boom-ba! This week, the Geek Lords discuss South-American alien illness (not Mexicans), rumors of Woz and the D-List, and MediaDefender gets pwned. On Boston in Brief, a real Fluff story, a colossally stupid bitch walks into Logan Airport with a blinking circuit board and a pile of play-doh, the Ipswich Ale Harvestfest, and Ringling Bros. Barnum Bailey Circus! Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Check-check check I need a sound check here We got console sales numbers galore! We offer you Apple antics and fanboy madness, and paraplegic bees threaten our honey supply. Also an update to mega-mega spiderweb in Texas. On Boston in Brief, CollegeFest 2007, Nikki Sixx is coming to Boston (so call out the Hazmat teams), and Harpoon Oktoberfest. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Trip the light fantastic with this week s episode, where we discuss recursive copyright infringement and Viacom, Apple kicks NBC to the curb but NBC totally broke up with her first, and everything s bigger in Texas, including the massive spider webs. On Boston-in-Brief, Freezepop comes back to Boston and is featured in Rock Band, Boston PD is going to start cracking skulls during curfew on the Common, and King Richard s Faire returns with buxom wenches and axe-wielding psychopaths. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
The temps are climbing as we come back from a week off with Episode 90. This week, those crazy Brits are at it again with GPS tagging of their children, Sony PS3 DVR coming to Europe, and Batboy needs to get his resume together. On Boston in Brief, the 2007 Beantown Jazz Festival, Dropkick Murphys at Avalon, and Locobazooka! Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
As I dance on SCO s freshly dug grave, Jobs announces new iMacs and iLife, and inorganic life (how s that for an oxymoron?) may exist throughout the universe. On Boston in Brief, Boston by Bike at Night, William Gibson signs books at Harvard, and the Quincy August Moon Festival. Correction: SCO s original claim alleged millions of lines of Unix code in Linux . To date, they have only been able to point to a bare handful of similar code. This is moot, of course, as they don t own the code. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
This week, it s the printers that kill, hot reporter exposed at DefCon, and a disgraced South Korean scientist actually contributed to real science with his fake science. On BiB, the Hudson Elks Hot Air Baloon Festival, facial transplants at Brigham and Women s, and the Sorrento Cheese Fishermen s Fest. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie, I drove Amp d Mobile to the levy but the levy was dry, and SunRocket came, slingin debt and oh my This ll be the day that they die . Also, Peter Moore has left the building uh-thank you very muuuuch An Epic struggle between Silicon Knights and uh Epic. On Boston in Brief, check out some museums for party time in Boston, 2-Pi-Con, or a Free Movie from the IFF Boston called Rocket Science. Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.418.4113 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.
This Week! Sony s Sucky Sale that Isn t! This Week! Internet Radio Receives Reprieve! This Week! DC Comics Comes Up with Webcomic Lineup! On Boston-in-Brief! Shakespeare on the Common RETURNS! Nametag Day at Fenway Park! Already happened, no one cared. Greyhound Welfare Open House Download Any comments or suggestions? Email: Colin, Carl, Captain Damage Skype: bostongeek Voice: 1.617.209.4200 All music composed and recorded by Karl Kornfeld.