Professor P's Panorama

A monster of a finale. Six reviews including two movies and four products (and not all of them bad...who'da thunk it?).

Two Durex condoms enter the ring and one makes it out.

Three non-latex condoms enter, one doesn't leave, one kinda saunters away and the last raises it's arms (arms?) in glorious split-decision victory.

Just a quick glimpse of things to come (oh, that sounds nasty).

Hoping to expand their junk both the Professor and the Professoress use appliances to pump their stuff. It was certainly worth the wait...

Round 2 finds Beyond Seven's Sheerlon Latex Condoms facing Vivid's Lubricated Condom. Two enter, one leaves. Or something like that.

Round 1 of the Condom Battle Royale: Trojan Twisted Pleasure vs. Kimono Microthin Large.

Taking every spare moment to put together two toy reviews and a movie to go along with 'em. We check out a masturbator, a vibe and Cal Vista's Dirty Pretty Lies. And chat about how we hooked up...the Professoress and the Professor, that is...Sweettits is still MIA.

If only we could get on a regular schedule again...anywho, Bride of Double Feature gets the DELUXE treatment this week (four different reviewers share their opinions) and The Professoress returns to scrutinize The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann.

Kid two takes his toll on the ability to get a show up a)on time and b)with our own stuff. So the Professor takes the easy way out and uses reviews sent to him by Dave and Mrs. Dave plus the story read to GyroLC.

It took a while but I managed to wrangle The Professoress into the Den of Inequity long enough to record a quick show. Sorry about the delay but we do answer the reason for the wait.

What's happening in the land of porn this week? Hear what's coming up.

cuck·old / k k ld/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhk-uhld] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation ?noun 1. the husband of an unfaithful wife. ?verb (used with object) 2. to make a cuckold of (a husband). [Origin: 1200?50; ME cukeweld, later cok(k)ewold, cukwold < AF *cucuald (cf. MF cucuault), equiv. to OF cocu cuckoo + -ald, -alt pejorative suffix (see ribald); appar. orig. applied to an adulterer, in allusion to the cuckoo's habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests] from dictionary.com

Quick, look, what's that smell? Again two separate reviews for movies (we're working on spending more time together but our unemployed schedule is so hectic) and a look at a peer review plus the Professor reads some smut.

The Professoress joins the crew for a movie review. Sweettits takes on Resurrection all by her lonesome. And a discussion ending in "Fuck the government!" Just imagine what it took to get us there.

The Professoress joins the crew for a movie review. Sweettits takes on Resurrection all by her lonesome. And a discussion ending in "Fuck the government!" Just imagine what it took to get us there.

Back in the studio, Professor P and Sweettits finally get the reviews promised weeks ago, Video-X-Pix's Jack n' Jill and Vortex Vibrations. And reveal some statistics garnered from the close of the retail shoppe.

Our sincerest apologies about the lack of new content, new shows will be arriving shortly. Until then please enjoy a couple spooky reviews (remixed BTW) of The XXXorcist and Dark Angels 2.

Ok, so the closing of the retail store has taken its toll on the Professor's time (and health) and past reviews were all he could muster this week. Great bits from Skater Girl Fever, Smoking Interviews, the hosts' take on The Devil Inside Her and the Prof plays movie star.

Dave and Mrs. Dave return for a look at Devil Inside Her, the Professoress returns to examine the Pandora P&G Spot device and we return to the Ribald Tales of Canterbury.

Dave and Mrs. Dave provide the only new review this week. The Professor and Sweettits again examine a bit of amputee porn. Plus quick bits from Show 050 and the minute mix of Autobiography Of A Flea.

We are totally back on the Mitchell Brothers' dicks after watching Autobiography of a Flea. The Professoress stops by to get rubbed down by Wicked Desires Flavored Heating Massage Potion. And we're taking a few weeks off to wrap up the closing of the retail store.

While trapped under rubble at the shoppe, our heroes defy the odds and create a podcast examining a listener request, Seymore's Rump Rider. And they manage to squeak out some new information.

Take a trip back to the Real Boogie Nights. Lose yourself with the Gee Whizzard and find out what makes a Dick Plumper.

Everything you need to know about what's on this weeks show.

Three movies, all good, what are the odds? Witches Sabbath from Extreme Associates then on to Xcalibur from Pierre Woodman and Comstock Films' Xana and Dax by guest reviewers.

Club Jenna finally releases Janine Loves Jenna and we take the entire extended show to give it a thorough tongue bathing. Plus a car chase with real police and everything!

Janine Loves Jenna, so I hear...

There's something humped, something discussed, something celebrated and something bitched about. We could've taken the moral high road, but really, what fun is that? And Dave n' Mrs. Dave...the Professor lies a great deal, take most with a grain of salt.

For those who need to know...