Neural Caffeine

Today's Show Welcome to another super fun filled episode. Neural Caffeine is packed full of more fun than your average clown raping party... which, as I understand, are becoming very popular on the east coast. Probably almost as popular as cuddle parties, but not nearly as loving. I mean, really, who wouldn't love to rape a clown? Who? There's all sorts of stuff going on today but I honestly have no idea what, so you'll have to find out for yourself. I'm a little drunk on tylenol and aspirin... three of each... yay for mixing drugs. But my headache is gone and that's all that matters. Now all I hope is that I wake up when my alarm goes off. Your secret mission today is to tell one friend to check out the show. See how they like it. You know, share things you enjoy. Listening to Neural Caffeine should be like passing around a joint: Everyone's included, even if they decline. Don't treat it like masturbation: that thing you enjoy but never discuss in the light of day. Neural Caffeine: It's not masturbation. Synopsis: SHOW: 18 TITLE: Tittye DATE: March 18, 2006 NC20060313.mp3 [19.8mb (28:42) 96kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

Today's Show Welcome to another super fun filled episode. Neural Caffeine is packed full of more fun than your average clown raping party... which, as I understand, are becoming very popular on the east coast. Probably almost as popular as cuddle parties, but not nearly as loving. I mean, really, who wouldn't love to rape a clown? Who? There's all sorts of stuff going on today but I honestly have no idea what, so you'll have to find out for yourself. I'm a little drunk on tylenol and aspirin... three of each... yay for mixing drugs. But my headache is gone and that's all that matters. Now all I hope is that I wake up when my alarm goes off. Your secret mission today is to tell one friend to check out the show. See how they like it. You know, share things you enjoy. Listening to Neural Caffeine should be like passing around a joint: Everyone's included, even if they decline. Don't treat it like masturbation: that thing you enjoy but never discuss in the light of day. Neural Caffeine: It's not masturbation. Synopsis: SHOW: 18 TITLE: Tittye DATE: March 18, 2006 NC20060313.mp3 [19.8mb (28:42) 96kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

Today's Show Eventually I'll type something about the show here. something actually relevant. But for the time being I'm more concerned with getting the show out in some semblance of a schedule while giving myself enought time to earn income and shit like that. For the time being though all that will be here is this parking paragraph. Linkalicious: I'll put some links in here later... you know links about the show Itemized Caffeine: I'll fill this part in later... maybe Synopsis: SHOW: 17 TITLE: Responsible DATE: March 10, 2006 NC20060310.mp3 [18.5mb (26:42) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Eventually I'll type something about the show here. something actually relevant. But for the time being I'm more concerned with getting the show out in some semblance of a schedule while giving myself enought time to earn income and shit like that. For the time being though all that will be here is this parking paragraph. Linkalicious: I'll put some links in here later... you know links about the show Itemized Caffeine: I'll fill this part in later... maybe Synopsis: SHOW: 17 TITLE: Responsible DATE: March 10, 2006 NC20060310.mp3 [18.5mb (26:42) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Ah jeez, people, I'm a little late this week. Both with the show and with my period... I'm still going to try and get out all three show for you this week, but everything's probably going to be pushed back a day. Not that you'll notice. We don't have a strong following of Type A folks. It's not like we've completely fucked up anyone's schedule. We're at King Penn's 33rd birthday celebration bash fiesta shindig. It was crazy nuts. Alcohol aplenty and interviews abound. This is part one of a possible two part thing. I got lot's of interviews. However... drunk people are sort of difficult to interview. You have to re-explain what you're doing pretty often, so this might just be part one of one. I haven't listened to the other 30 minutes of audio to see how usable it is. Neural Caffeine: SWAT Geurilla Interviews... Drunks gone wild! Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Fall Guy 00:33 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:59 Mobile Sound Studio SWAT Guerilla Interviews 01:13 Interview with Pixie 06:23 Interview with King Penn on his 33rd B-Day 06:36 Talking with Coco also 08:56 Interview with Stephanie 09:50 Introducing Jersey and her man Kansas 14:02 Interview with Sam 14:15 Dell Revisted - Interview with Adam 16:57 Interview with Kanethia 19:25 Kanethia's cousin Erica 21:03 Interview with possible co-host Nerak 23:34 Tailspin: Sycophantastic 23:42 Contact Information Synopsis: SHOW: 16 TITLE: Jello Shots DATE: March 7, 2006 NC20060307.mp3 [19.3mb (27:59) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Ah jeez, people, I'm a little late this week. Both with the show and with my period... I'm still going to try and get out all three show for you this week, but everything's probably going to be pushed back a day. Not that you'll notice. We don't have a strong following of Type A folks. It's not like we've completely fucked up anyone's schedule. We're at King Penn's 33rd birthday celebration bash fiesta shindig. It was crazy nuts. Alcohol aplenty and interviews abound. This is part one of a possible two part thing. I got lot's of interviews. However... drunk people are sort of difficult to interview. You have to re-explain what you're doing pretty often, so this might just be part one of one. I haven't listened to the other 30 minutes of audio to see how usable it is. Neural Caffeine: SWAT Geurilla Interviews... Drunks gone wild! Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Fall Guy 00:33 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:59 Mobile Sound Studio SWAT Guerilla Interviews 01:13 Interview with Pixie 06:23 Interview with King Penn on his 33rd B-Day 06:36 Talking with Coco also 08:56 Interview with Stephanie 09:50 Introducing Jersey and her man Kansas 14:02 Interview with Sam 14:15 Dell Revisted - Interview with Adam 16:57 Interview with Kanethia 19:25 Kanethia's cousin Erica 21:03 Interview with possible co-host Nerak 23:34 Tailspin: Sycophantastic 23:42 Contact Information Synopsis: SHOW: 16 TITLE: Jello Shots DATE: March 7, 2006 NC20060307.mp3 [19.3mb (27:59) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show After months and months of waiting you all finally get to take part in Neural Caffeine's devilishly brilliant world domination scheme: Part 1 the destruction of Call Centers worldwide, the wasting of corporate marketing budget, and generally whimsical anarchy! We are so excited to finally share this with you... hopefully we'll have a part 2 of our scheme, or else it will be a sort of futile world domination attempt. Did you know that Neural Caffeine has a very loyal listener... so loyal in fact that he continues to write even though it's very possible that we are dead and remixed. Adam Steve is a man of caliber and reputation. Or perhaps he's simply very lonely and possibly/presumably dead podcasters are his only friends. Why in the fuck are the rest of you as awesome as he is? If you guys don't start chipping in soon, I'm going to hire some thugs and heavies to knock your skulls, and possibly twist your jimmy... or nipple... whatever's more accessible and seemingly more painful. Neural Caffeine: Rockin' out with our Cockin' out. Hmmm... that phrase doesn't work so well in present perfect tense. Linkalicious: AOL Sucks Dell Sucks Too! The Egypteers Penis Cake! Puppetry of the Penis Death Whiskey Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Incredible Hulk 00:44 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:09 Hollywood Hulk Hogan's Heroes 01:50 Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel 02:21 MX Email! Hoopes rocks! 03:56 Let's misspell our URL for Porn 04:54 Adam Steve, our only listener 05:12 AOL fucks up your mail 05:43 Expanding our listener demographic 06:09 Stealing more bits 06:51 Mail from Adam Steve 08:08 Egypteers Ep. 1 10:40 Wasting time at work 11:56 David's work Gag Order 13:30 Very serious Non-Disclosure Policy 14:11 Fiendishly Clever Plot 17:26 Idiots on the Phone 17:59 Oh sorry, Wrong number 18:22 Part 1 of our world domination scheme 19:56 Tiht E. Tucker 20:25 Penis Cake Mail from Yennix 22:28 Piercings, a cock ring, and lumpy warty balls 24:36 184 Proof Whiskey 25:23 Threaten people with violence if they don't listen 26:18 Contact Information 26:24 Tailspin: Stereotype Specs Synopsis: SHOW: 15 TITLE: Fiendishly Clever DATE: March 3, 2006 NC20060303.mp3 [20.3mb (29:24) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show After months and months of waiting you all finally get to take part in Neural Caffeine's devilishly brilliant world domination scheme: Part 1 the destruction of Call Centers worldwide, the wasting of corporate marketing budget, and generally whimsical anarchy! We are so excited to finally share this with you... hopefully we'll have a part 2 of our scheme, or else it will be a sort of futile world domination attempt. Did you know that Neural Caffeine has a very loyal listener... so loyal in fact that he continues to write even though it's very possible that we are dead and remixed. Adam Steve is a man of caliber and reputation. Or perhaps he's simply very lonely and possibly/presumably dead podcasters are his only friends. Why in the fuck are the rest of you as awesome as he is? If you guys don't start chipping in soon, I'm going to hire some thugs and heavies to knock your skulls, and possibly twist your jimmy... or nipple... whatever's more accessible and seemingly more painful. Neural Caffeine: Rockin' out with our Cockin' out. Hmmm... that phrase doesn't work so well in present perfect tense. Linkalicious: AOL Sucks Dell Sucks Too! The Egypteers Penis Cake! Puppetry of the Penis Death Whiskey Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Incredible Hulk 00:44 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:09 Hollywood Hulk Hogan's Heroes 01:50 Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel 02:21 MX Email! Hoopes rocks! 03:56 Let's misspell our URL for Porn 04:54 Adam Steve, our only listener 05:12 AOL fucks up your mail 05:43 Expanding our listener demographic 06:09 Stealing more bits 06:51 Mail from Adam Steve 08:08 Egypteers Ep. 1 10:40 Wasting time at work 11:56 David's work Gag Order 13:30 Very serious Non-Disclosure Policy 14:11 Fiendishly Clever Plot 17:26 Idiots on the Phone 17:59 Oh sorry, Wrong number 18:22 Part 1 of our world domination scheme 19:56 Tiht E. Tucker 20:25 Penis Cake Mail from Yennix 22:28 Piercings, a cock ring, and lumpy warty balls 24:36 184 Proof Whiskey 25:23 Threaten people with violence if they don't listen 26:18 Contact Information 26:24 Tailspin: Stereotype Specs Synopsis: SHOW: 15 TITLE: Fiendishly Clever DATE: March 3, 2006 NC20060303.mp3 [20.3mb (29:24) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Whew... David and I back together, and it's been so long since we've recorded in studio that we've forgotten how our sound equipment works... well, worked - past tense. We figured it out after a bit of noodling and a bit of cursing and a bit of button pressing, and a lot more cursing. We have a lot to discuss and a lot to cover and we're all over the map again, just like you've come to know and love and expect. German musicals and stigmata. The desecration of Mother Teresa's good works and the impossibilites of 8 bit Nintendo. Dates with Satan and Alabama gay pedophilia! Wheee! And look out for the return of cunt bisquits and twat bagels... Have we fallen into the running jokes pitfall. I hope not! Penis Bones! I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle... 6 Fireworks! Linkalicious: Blasphemous Go Go Nintendo! Mystical Stigmata You Tube Dead Commissioner Baculum Bertolt Brecht Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Banana Splits 00:45 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:11 Jesus, rubbing one out 02:05 If you're drinking, start now 03:14 I'm giving up Domestic Abuse for Lent 04:16 Stigmata masturbation 06:18 Mother Teresa porno 06:41 The worst Don Knotts impression ever 08:52 Dead Commissioner guy 09:25 Huffing and Whipits 09:58 Stealing other's bits 10:36 Defacing tombstones! 11:00 * 11:56 Commissioner Jesus 12:21 Comedy Gold! 12:48 Audio quality, content, or Transexuals 13:43 Your Gary Glitter update! 15:29 The Adventures of Princess Twatbagel 16:54 Gay men have penises too! 17:43 I gave up my Baculum for you, bitch! 18:27 Hydraulic Snake 20:12 Penal Colonies 21:54 Only Three Fireworks? 23:13 Great Content and Raped Quality 23:44 Giving up Urination for Lent 24:30 Dirty until Sunrise 25:34 Titties on 6th street 26:01 Contact Information 26:23 Aufstieg Und Fall Der Stadt Mahagonny: Rasch Wuchs Synopsis: SHOW: 14 TITLE: Meat Pants DATE: March 1, 2006 NC20060301.mp3 [20.1mb (29:05) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Whew... David and I back together, and it's been so long since we've recorded in studio that we've forgotten how our sound equipment works... well, worked - past tense. We figured it out after a bit of noodling and a bit of cursing and a bit of button pressing, and a lot more cursing. We have a lot to discuss and a lot to cover and we're all over the map again, just like you've come to know and love and expect. German musicals and stigmata. The desecration of Mother Teresa's good works and the impossibilites of 8 bit Nintendo. Dates with Satan and Alabama gay pedophilia! Wheee! And look out for the return of cunt bisquits and twat bagels... Have we fallen into the running jokes pitfall. I hope not! Penis Bones! I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle... 6 Fireworks! Linkalicious: Blasphemous Go Go Nintendo! Mystical Stigmata You Tube Dead Commissioner Baculum Bertolt Brecht Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Banana Splits 00:45 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:11 Jesus, rubbing one out 02:05 If you're drinking, start now 03:14 I'm giving up Domestic Abuse for Lent 04:16 Stigmata masturbation 06:18 Mother Teresa porno 06:41 The worst Don Knotts impression ever 08:52 Dead Commissioner guy 09:25 Huffing and Whipits 09:58 Stealing other's bits 10:36 Defacing tombstones! 11:00 * 11:56 Commissioner Jesus 12:21 Comedy Gold! 12:48 Audio quality, content, or Transexuals 13:43 Your Gary Glitter update! 15:29 The Adventures of Princess Twatbagel 16:54 Gay men have penises too! 17:43 I gave up my Baculum for you, bitch! 18:27 Hydraulic Snake 20:12 Penal Colonies 21:54 Only Three Fireworks? 23:13 Great Content and Raped Quality 23:44 Giving up Urination for Lent 24:30 Dirty until Sunrise 25:34 Titties on 6th street 26:01 Contact Information 26:23 Aufstieg Und Fall Der Stadt Mahagonny: Rasch Wuchs Synopsis: SHOW: 14 TITLE: Meat Pants DATE: March 1, 2006 NC20060301.mp3 [20.1mb (29:05) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show King Penn and I again at Cafe Mundi. After enjoying some coffee, conversation, and an hour of the cheerful tunes and cute looks of AVenue Elle we buckled down and pumped out half an hour of pristine radio. Delicious. I know we haven't been political in a long time on the show, but every once in a while the situation to be so rears its ugly be-zitted head and we must act. Of course, there's always the downside to topical shows. They're immediately dated. This is okay in radio-land, but in enclosed audio land, where people may have these files forever... Well, we're not live, and by having a very topical show, you come off as wanting to be live. But anyway... did I mention that both of the girls in AVenue Elle are super cute. Yeah, total hotties. I want to put them both in my pocket to play me happy tunes when'er I'm blue. Linkalicious: Harry Whittington Dubai Ports Clash Separation of Powers Checks and Balances British burn the White House Revenge of the Nerds Mountain Dew Febreze Avenue Elle Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Reading Rainbow 00:31 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:57 Still no David 01:36 Live it, love it, download, and shove it 03:10 Proud Mary! 03:59 King Penn has been fired 04:42 Topicality Abounds 05:39 Horribly scarred Millionaire Playboy 05:52 United Arab Emirates 06:38 Piss party 06:59 Georgie Porgie Puddin' Head 08:47 6 years in the making 09:03 Separation of Power 09:52 Federal Checks and Balances 11:01 Antiquated Electoral College 11:56 Aneurism 12:37 Why don't Judges elect their own 14:37 Not since the British... 14:49 Nerds / Bushies Comparison 15:43 Bottles o' Piss 16:22 Wide mouth spout 17:44 Voyeuristic Truckers 19:24 Covered in my own urine 20:05 Febreze your sin away 20:46 6 year old pee pee dance 22:10 Dick in a cup 24:18 A liter?! 25:04 A lapful of your own piss 25:33 Soothing cute folkie melodies 26:44 Contact Information 27:04 Avenue Elle: Shoo Fly Synopsis: SHOW: 13 TITLE: Sticky DATE: February 27,2006 NC20060227.mp3 [20.2mb (29:27) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show King Penn and I again at Cafe Mundi. After enjoying some coffee, conversation, and an hour of the cheerful tunes and cute looks of AVenue Elle we buckled down and pumped out half an hour of pristine radio. Delicious. I know we haven't been political in a long time on the show, but every once in a while the situation to be so rears its ugly be-zitted head and we must act. Of course, there's always the downside to topical shows. They're immediately dated. This is okay in radio-land, but in enclosed audio land, where people may have these files forever... Well, we're not live, and by having a very topical show, you come off as wanting to be live. But anyway... did I mention that both of the girls in AVenue Elle are super cute. Yeah, total hotties. I want to put them both in my pocket to play me happy tunes when'er I'm blue. Linkalicious: Harry Whittington Dubai Ports Clash Separation of Powers Checks and Balances British burn the White House Revenge of the Nerds Mountain Dew Febreze Avenue Elle Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Reading Rainbow 00:31 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:57 Still no David 01:36 Live it, love it, download, and shove it 03:10 Proud Mary! 03:59 King Penn has been fired 04:42 Topicality Abounds 05:39 Horribly scarred Millionaire Playboy 05:52 United Arab Emirates 06:38 Piss party 06:59 Georgie Porgie Puddin' Head 08:47 6 years in the making 09:03 Separation of Power 09:52 Federal Checks and Balances 11:01 Antiquated Electoral College 11:56 Aneurism 12:37 Why don't Judges elect their own 14:37 Not since the British... 14:49 Nerds / Bushies Comparison 15:43 Bottles o' Piss 16:22 Wide mouth spout 17:44 Voyeuristic Truckers 19:24 Covered in my own urine 20:05 Febreze your sin away 20:46 6 year old pee pee dance 22:10 Dick in a cup 24:18 A liter?! 25:04 A lapful of your own piss 25:33 Soothing cute folkie melodies 26:44 Contact Information 27:04 Avenue Elle: Shoo Fly Synopsis: SHOW: 13 TITLE: Sticky DATE: February 27,2006 NC20060227.mp3 [20.2mb (29:27) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Live from Cafe Mundi on East 5th in Austin... or as live as you can get on a pre-recorded RSS enclosed podfeed... Today we're getting into some of the new ideas and changes that David and I have been discussing, and today's biggest change is the addition of Neural Caffeine's newest sometimes co-host King Penn! We're chillin', sipping percolated bean herb, chatting with politicos, discussing the transience of our own mortality. We're challenging the statas quo of the judeo-christian military industrial complex... or not. Who fucking knows. We just want some more coffee. Neural Caffeine: Live it, love it, download and shove it... in your brain. Linkalicious: Cafe Mundi Callipygous Apophallation Sarah Eckhardt Register to vote! Travis County Dems Suicide Circle Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Batman 00:29 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:55 Coughing fit 01:16 Introducing King Penn 02:17 Some of the changes 03:23 Neural Caffeine's first negro 03:54 The Tuskegee Pilots 04:05 Live from Cafe Mundi 05:27 Hiatus explained 06:49 Michel is out of his element 07:49 She just flipped us off! 08:39 Defacing brochures 09:26 What's the Five One One? 10:48 Apophallation 12:01 A Penile Quandary 13:23 Visit Mundi!... or not 14:08 Visit Vaginas! 14:24 Texas Lotto 15:13 How often can you win the Lotto? 16:30 Stretch Marks Ahoy 17:03 Political Hack - total hottie 17:48 Vote Early and Vote Often 19:13 If you don't vote you can't bitch 20:17 Cancer Dance 20:37 Suicide Circle 21:59 Suzanne - Barrista Hoss / Bouncer 23:18 Breaking City Ordinance 23:48 Sam's lucky date 24:48 A Neural Caffeine first 25:11 Lights, Camera, Urination 25:27 Contact Information 25:44 Spanish Flea Acapella Synopsis: SHOW: 12 TITLE: Mundi DATE: February 24,2006 NC20060224.mp3 [18.4mb (26:45) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Live from Cafe Mundi on East 5th in Austin... or as live as you can get on a pre-recorded RSS enclosed podfeed... Today we're getting into some of the new ideas and changes that David and I have been discussing, and today's biggest change is the addition of Neural Caffeine's newest sometimes co-host King Penn! We're chillin', sipping percolated bean herb, chatting with politicos, discussing the transience of our own mortality. We're challenging the statas quo of the judeo-christian military industrial complex... or not. Who fucking knows. We just want some more coffee. Neural Caffeine: Live it, love it, download and shove it... in your brain. Linkalicious: Cafe Mundi Callipygous Apophallation Sarah Eckhardt Register to vote! Travis County Dems Suicide Circle Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Batman 00:29 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:55 Coughing fit 01:16 Introducing King Penn 02:17 Some of the changes 03:23 Neural Caffeine's first negro 03:54 The Tuskegee Pilots 04:05 Live from Cafe Mundi 05:27 Hiatus explained 06:49 Michel is out of his element 07:49 She just flipped us off! 08:39 Defacing brochures 09:26 What's the Five One One? 10:48 Apophallation 12:01 A Penile Quandary 13:23 Visit Mundi!... or not 14:08 Visit Vaginas! 14:24 Texas Lotto 15:13 How often can you win the Lotto? 16:30 Stretch Marks Ahoy 17:03 Political Hack - total hottie 17:48 Vote Early and Vote Often 19:13 If you don't vote you can't bitch 20:17 Cancer Dance 20:37 Suicide Circle 21:59 Suzanne - Barrista Hoss / Bouncer 23:18 Breaking City Ordinance 23:48 Sam's lucky date 24:48 A Neural Caffeine first 25:11 Lights, Camera, Urination 25:27 Contact Information 25:44 Spanish Flea Acapella Synopsis: SHOW: 12 TITLE: Mundi DATE: February 24,2006 NC20060224.mp3 [18.4mb (26:45) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Well good golly, Miss Molly... maybe I'm misreading these stats or maybe you all have been waiting for us. Shaking off the still from a deep hibernation. Our audience was the Sleeping Giant; our audience has awakened (like Edna Pontellier) or some shit like that... isn't that what people said about the U.S. after the stupid plane + buildings = Patriotism equation. Ugh. Well nevertheless... blah, fuck it. We gots dirtiness and post op transgenders and fucking and man boobies and all kinds of great shit today man. Yum... post op man boobies. Linkalicious: Rimming and Protein? Adam Curry Sophie's Page Todd Cochrane Stumble Upon Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Dukes of Hazzard 00:35 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:02 Rimming is a good source of Protein 01:12 Who's who... what? 02:09 Stress /= Heroin 02:30 Polite Laugh 03:25 Yaoi boy's letter... finally 04:17 10 year old Summer Glau 05:06 Collective Gasp 06:23 Lesbian Post Op Theatre Research 07:28 Genital Wart Clitoris 08:24 David's inside joke 08:49 Like Adam Curry, but suckier 09:48 Yaoi and the Post Op 10:37 Science and You: Yaoi 11:59 Visiting Post Op Websites 13:12 Man Bosoms! 14:30 Michel's true colors 15:39 Can't knock up a post op 16:56 E Rotic: Dr. Dick 20:33 Todd Cochrane's shortcomings 21:19 Back to Rimming 22:29 Bringing on Guest Co-Hosts 24:10 Assplay 25:01 Accomplishing a Shocker 26:03 Communicable Relationship 27:24 Stumble Upon 27:54 Half-hour format 28:17 Contact Information 28:41 Twilight Zone theme 29:31 The Goggles! Synopsis: SHOW: 11 TITLE: Penis Butter DATE: February 22, 2006 NC20060222.mp3 [20.6mb (29:55) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

Today's Show Well good golly, Miss Molly... maybe I'm misreading these stats or maybe you all have been waiting for us. Shaking off the still from a deep hibernation. Our audience was the Sleeping Giant; our audience has awakened (like Edna Pontellier) or some shit like that... isn't that what people said about the U.S. after the stupid plane + buildings = Patriotism equation. Ugh. Well nevertheless... blah, fuck it. We gots dirtiness and post op transgenders and fucking and man boobies and all kinds of great shit today man. Yum... post op man boobies. Linkalicious: Rimming and Protein? Adam Curry Sophie's Page Todd Cochrane Stumble Upon Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 The Dukes of Hazzard 00:35 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:02 Rimming is a good source of Protein 01:12 Who's who... what? 02:09 Stress /= Heroin 02:30 Polite Laugh 03:25 Yaoi boy's letter... finally 04:17 10 year old Summer Glau 05:06 Collective Gasp 06:23 Lesbian Post Op Theatre Research 07:28 Genital Wart Clitoris 08:24 David's inside joke 08:49 Like Adam Curry, but suckier 09:48 Yaoi and the Post Op 10:37 Science and You: Yaoi 11:59 Visiting Post Op Websites 13:12 Man Bosoms! 14:30 Michel's true colors 15:39 Can't knock up a post op 16:56 E Rotic: Dr. Dick 20:33 Todd Cochrane's shortcomings 21:19 Back to Rimming 22:29 Bringing on Guest Co-Hosts 24:10 Assplay 25:01 Accomplishing a Shocker 26:03 Communicable Relationship 27:24 Stumble Upon 27:54 Half-hour format 28:17 Contact Information 28:41 Twilight Zone theme 29:31 The Goggles! Synopsis: SHOW: 11 TITLE: Penis Butter DATE: February 22, 2006 NC20060222.mp3 [20.6mb (29:55) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

This Week's Show Well, fucking finally... am I right? Ugh, there's been a lot of shit going down in the last few months. Basically my webserver kind of fucked me over and stopped working for me, but I wasn't about to sign up with a new host until the contract ran out, because I don't believe in paying for the same thing twice. So I'm sure most of our audience in gone, but we'll see. We've got a shit-load of backed up letters. We're shortening the show, but we're going to try to put more out more often. Balloon knots and twat bagels! Oh, and you should know that our voicemail number's changed. It's not what it claims in the show. We lost the number and had to get a new one. It's now 206-666-JAVA. And Good Times were had by all. Linkalicious: Balloon Knot Chocolate Starfish St. Louis' Gonorrhea AIDS Testing It's not news Maddox eBaum's Boingy K7: Free Voicemail Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Shonen Knife: I Wanna be Sedated 00:53 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:18 Lick a Balloon Knot 01:44 David's received some complaints 02:29 Michel can sound like David 03:04 "Cunt Biscuit" and "Twat Bagel" 03:42 We've got backed up mail 04:03 St. Louis is the Gonorrhea Capital of the U.S. 05:05 19-year-old anus 05:49 STD testing? What's that? 06:59 The Red Cross tests for AIDS 07:55 Cruising the Gay Clinic 08:24 Soopy Jizm's letter 08:57 Potoroo's letter 10:14 Plenty of room for Canadian Queers 10:30 Potoroo's New Theme Song 11:33 David sings Back-up 12:58 Is Shitting one of God's punishments? 13:49 Adam S.' letter 14:56 Eatin' Greek 15:31 Thomas' letter 17:07 Stridex Idiot 17:58 Caffeine feels like an STD 18:46 2 Hands 2 Rock 18:59 Michel lost Yaoi's letter 19:23 Yennix and Potoroo are daters 19:51 Canadian Queer mashup 21:41 K7 lost our Voicemail 22:25 The Cramps: What's inside a Girl? 25:38 A: A Pinky 26:20 Shorter shows more often 27:22 Contact Information 27:32 The Girl from Ipanema 28:39 Insufferable Know-it-all 28:47 Brought to you by Intel Synopsis: SHOW: 10 TITLE: Cunt Biscuit DATE: February 20, 2006 NC20060220.mp3 [20.1mb (29:00) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

This Week's Show Well, fucking finally... am I right? Ugh, there's been a lot of shit going down in the last few months. Basically my webserver kind of fucked me over and stopped working for me, but I wasn't about to sign up with a new host until the contract ran out, because I don't believe in paying for the same thing twice. So I'm sure most of our audience in gone, but we'll see. We've got a shit-load of backed up letters. We're shortening the show, but we're going to try to put more out more often. Balloon knots and twat bagels! Oh, and you should know that our voicemail number's changed. It's not what it claims in the show. We lost the number and had to get a new one. It's now 206-666-JAVA. And Good Times were had by all. Linkalicious: Balloon Knot Chocolate Starfish St. Louis' Gonorrhea AIDS Testing It's not news Maddox eBaum's Boingy K7: Free Voicemail Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Shonen Knife: I Wanna be Sedated 00:53 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:18 Lick a Balloon Knot 01:44 David's received some complaints 02:29 Michel can sound like David 03:04 "Cunt Biscuit" and "Twat Bagel" 03:42 We've got backed up mail 04:03 St. Louis is the Gonorrhea Capital of the U.S. 05:05 19-year-old anus 05:49 STD testing? What's that? 06:59 The Red Cross tests for AIDS 07:55 Cruising the Gay Clinic 08:24 Soopy Jizm's letter 08:57 Potoroo's letter 10:14 Plenty of room for Canadian Queers 10:30 Potoroo's New Theme Song 11:33 David sings Back-up 12:58 Is Shitting one of God's punishments? 13:49 Adam S.' letter 14:56 Eatin' Greek 15:31 Thomas' letter 17:07 Stridex Idiot 17:58 Caffeine feels like an STD 18:46 2 Hands 2 Rock 18:59 Michel lost Yaoi's letter 19:23 Yennix and Potoroo are daters 19:51 Canadian Queer mashup 21:41 K7 lost our Voicemail 22:25 The Cramps: What's inside a Girl? 25:38 A: A Pinky 26:20 Shorter shows more often 27:22 Contact Information 27:32 The Girl from Ipanema 28:39 Insufferable Know-it-all 28:47 Brought to you by Intel Synopsis: SHOW: 10 TITLE: Cunt Biscuit DATE: February 20, 2006 NC20060220.mp3 [20.1mb (29:00) 96kbps] Contact Us!Subscribe Via iTunes!Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley!Our Feed!

This Week's Show Whew... what a freaking hiatus. Am I right or am I right? Oy, I'm not even sure if we'll still have an audience after a month off. Taking a month off is something that the bigger shows can do, but when you only have 8 shows under your belt and you then you leave for the equivalent of 4 shows... basically it's a very French ethic to work. We're the poster boys for lazy podcasters. At least we're very aware of our slacker demographic right? This week we wish you all a happy Thanksgiving and we discuss our jobs. A lot has changed in the last month, and we're just trying to get it all caught up. You know? With my new schedule though, David and I will be able to actually keep a standard recording schedule now. Such craziness abounding. Being employed is the pits. I wish I was either independently wealthy or a professional podcaster... C'est la vie. Linkalicious: Princess 69 (Cause Rape is a Crime) Schoolhouse Rock Synopsis: SHOW: 9 TITLE: ROTKs DATE: November 25, 2005 NC20051125.mp3 [20.7mb (59:54.501) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show Whew... what a freaking hiatus. Am I right or am I right? Oy, I'm not even sure if we'll still have an audience after a month off. Taking a month off is something that the bigger shows can do, but when you only have 8 shows under your belt and you then you leave for the equivalent of 4 shows... basically it's a very French ethic to work. We're the poster boys for lazy podcasters. At least we're very aware of our slacker demographic right? This week we wish you all a happy Thanksgiving and we discuss our jobs. A lot has changed in the last month, and we're just trying to get it all caught up. You know? With my new schedule though, David and I will be able to actually keep a standard recording schedule now. Such craziness abounding. Being employed is the pits. I wish I was either independently wealthy or a professional podcaster... C'est la vie. Linkalicious: Princess 69 (Cause Rape is a Crime) Schoolhouse Rock Synopsis: SHOW: 9 TITLE: ROTKs DATE: November 25, 2005 NC20051125.mp3 [20.7mb (59:54.501) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show You may have noticed our distinct absence for over a week now... WE ARE NOT DEAD. You can blame our jobs for putting us on different schedules, and the fact I don't sleep so much as Hibernate. And now Michel has two jobs, a full-time and a part-time, because unlike me, he is still young enough to survive that kind of punishment. This does not mean our shows are kaput. It does mean you won't hear my wonderful production work for our Halloween episode unless we have a few minutes of dead air in episode 9... on second thought it wasn't all that wonderful, but it was decent. Show 9 may very well be recorded using the powers of Skype, or GoogleTalk, we're just working out some bugs, and seeing how well it will sound with us no longer being in the same room to look disdainfully at one another, and kick each other in the jimmy. so until show 9, please amuse yourself with perhaps the weirdest fetish picture I have ever found. David, Yes, I really like filling my posts with links. Linkalicious: George W Bush Singers Mystery Science Theater 3000 MST3k Catalina Caper - The Origin of Creepy Girl The Three Stooges Michel and David's ef'ing job Michel's other ef'ing job Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:14 Neural Caffiene? 00:22 Fucking Mystery! 00:40 Where the Hell are we? 00:56 Michel is insane. 01:10 Not all that great. 01:16 Skype! Google Talk! Work Dammit! 01:30 Jimmy kicking. 01:50 Hope for a Show #9 01:54 MST3k - Creepy Girl 04:15 The George W Bush Singers - Peeance Freeance 06:10 The Mythical Halloween Show Outro - Contact Information 06:25 John Carpenter - Halloween Theme 07:25 The Morbid the Merrier! 07:35 Strangled to Death 07:41 The Murderous Outro - Show number 9 Soon. Synopsis: SHOW: ? TITLE: Shockingly Enough DATE: November 8th, 2005 NC20051108.mp3 [2.76mb (8:02.648) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show You may have noticed our distinct absence for over a week now... WE ARE NOT DEAD. You can blame our jobs for putting us on different schedules, and the fact I don't sleep so much as Hibernate. And now Michel has two jobs, a full-time and a part-time, because unlike me, he is still young enough to survive that kind of punishment. This does not mean our shows are kaput. It does mean you won't hear my wonderful production work for our Halloween episode unless we have a few minutes of dead air in episode 9... on second thought it wasn't all that wonderful, but it was decent. Show 9 may very well be recorded using the powers of Skype, or GoogleTalk, we're just working out some bugs, and seeing how well it will sound with us no longer being in the same room to look disdainfully at one another, and kick each other in the jimmy. so until show 9, please amuse yourself with perhaps the weirdest fetish picture I have ever found. David, Yes, I really like filling my posts with links. Linkalicious: George W Bush Singers Mystery Science Theater 3000 MST3k Catalina Caper - The Origin of Creepy Girl The Three Stooges Michel and David's ef'ing job Michel's other ef'ing job Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 00:14 Neural Caffiene? 00:22 Fucking Mystery! 00:40 Where the Hell are we? 00:56 Michel is insane. 01:10 Not all that great. 01:16 Skype! Google Talk! Work Dammit! 01:30 Jimmy kicking. 01:50 Hope for a Show #9 01:54 MST3k - Creepy Girl 04:15 The George W Bush Singers - Peeance Freeance 06:10 The Mythical Halloween Show Outro - Contact Information 06:25 John Carpenter - Halloween Theme 07:25 The Morbid the Merrier! 07:35 Strangled to Death 07:41 The Murderous Outro - Show number 9 Soon. Synopsis: SHOW: ? TITLE: Shockingly Enough DATE: November 8th, 2005 NC20051108.mp3 [2.76mb (8:02.648) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show Even with no show planning and no official content we can still pull of a dandy of a show. We've got tons of voicemails and letters and shit and a bunch of other stuff that will make you cream your jeans. Neural Caffeine is not responsible for any jean-creaming cleaning expenses that may result from any jean-creaming. If you want to hang out with Michel on 6th street drop him a fucking line. He's always up for drinking with strangers and interviewing random people and shit. Linkalicious: The Horse FEMA card abuse Funny Smell? Size 14 Size 14's official site Aurora Snow pics Don Messick Homestar Runner Egypteers What's Lipitor? Nerf Herder Prehensil Penis Creepy two-legged dog Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Mr. T Promo 00:18 Wonder Woman 00:58 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:22 Is Michel on the Horse? 02:03 Happy Halloweiner 03:06 David has a Gubment Job Interview 04:28 Buying Computers with FEMA cards 05:19 Million Dollar Idea: Jew Sheets! 06:36 David forgot his good mic 07:02 Goddamn Dirty Red Hippy 07:27 Empty promises 08:13 Fixing this show in Post 09:12 My pee pee smells funny all the time 10:23 Zeus and his fetishes 11:16 Scar-fucking! 12:02 The Rock is Vin Diesel 12:41 Claire Danes Poster: Size 14 15:34 Stop with the Summer Glau already, Stalker! 15:54 Aurora Snow looks like Claire Danes 16:37 Search for Aurora Snow in Google Images 17:31 Dick Sandwich 18:20 The silence of Trevor 19:29 What was that song? 20:08 People are visiting us from the Site 21:15 Where are the Girl Fans? 22:11 Hippy Girl sings Fhqwhgads 25:13 The Magic Idea Box 25:26 Captain Fuzzy writes 27:23 Egypteers trailer 28:09 Send us a Promo 29:21 Mary Tyler Moore was hot 30:05 Michel smashes his mic against the desk 30:51 Voicemail from Stella 31:48 Voicemail from Sally 33:52 Reaching into the Box 34:20 Smiling Zombie Christians 36:00 Fucking the Holy Ghost 36:48 Eating and Drinking Metamucil Jello 38:01 Revisiting the Roid 39:15 Lipitor with a Whiskey Chaser 39:51 Dinosaurs are Awesome: Discuss. 40:50 Dog Vaginas look weird 41:00 Van Halen: Nerf Herder 44:41 Van Hagar Sucks! 45:00 A Vague explanation on Show Naming 46:05 Bookends 47:04 Nothing like human vaginas 47:44 My monthly ketchup 48:04 A question for our girl fans 50:33 Elephant-dolphin dreams 51:17 Fucked up creepy Oklahoma dog 51:57 Shirley Manson's golden dream 52:57 Our dad's into watersports 53:38 The sound of fiber 54:27 Halloweiner Fest 55:24 More content? What's that? 56:55 I carry a Wallet! 57:49 Clever irreverent humor 58:04 Contact information 58:28 Invader Zim theme 59:06 Hermione puts the smack down 59:15 A tumor that won't go away Synopsis: SHOW: 8 TITLE: Idea Box DATE: October 24, 2005 NC20051024.mp3 [20.5mb (59:25.224) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show Even with no show planning and no official content we can still pull of a dandy of a show. We've got tons of voicemails and letters and shit and a bunch of other stuff that will make you cream your jeans. Neural Caffeine is not responsible for any jean-creaming cleaning expenses that may result from any jean-creaming. If you want to hang out with Michel on 6th street drop him a fucking line. He's always up for drinking with strangers and interviewing random people and shit. Linkalicious: The Horse FEMA card abuse Funny Smell? Size 14 Size 14's official site Aurora Snow pics Don Messick Homestar Runner Egypteers What's Lipitor? Nerf Herder Prehensil Penis Creepy two-legged dog Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Mr. T Promo 00:18 Wonder Woman 00:58 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:22 Is Michel on the Horse? 02:03 Happy Halloweiner 03:06 David has a Gubment Job Interview 04:28 Buying Computers with FEMA cards 05:19 Million Dollar Idea: Jew Sheets! 06:36 David forgot his good mic 07:02 Goddamn Dirty Red Hippy 07:27 Empty promises 08:13 Fixing this show in Post 09:12 My pee pee smells funny all the time 10:23 Zeus and his fetishes 11:16 Scar-fucking! 12:02 The Rock is Vin Diesel 12:41 Claire Danes Poster: Size 14 15:34 Stop with the Summer Glau already, Stalker! 15:54 Aurora Snow looks like Claire Danes 16:37 Search for Aurora Snow in Google Images 17:31 Dick Sandwich 18:20 The silence of Trevor 19:29 What was that song? 20:08 People are visiting us from the Site 21:15 Where are the Girl Fans? 22:11 Hippy Girl sings Fhqwhgads 25:13 The Magic Idea Box 25:26 Captain Fuzzy writes 27:23 Egypteers trailer 28:09 Send us a Promo 29:21 Mary Tyler Moore was hot 30:05 Michel smashes his mic against the desk 30:51 Voicemail from Stella 31:48 Voicemail from Sally 33:52 Reaching into the Box 34:20 Smiling Zombie Christians 36:00 Fucking the Holy Ghost 36:48 Eating and Drinking Metamucil Jello 38:01 Revisiting the Roid 39:15 Lipitor with a Whiskey Chaser 39:51 Dinosaurs are Awesome: Discuss. 40:50 Dog Vaginas look weird 41:00 Van Halen: Nerf Herder 44:41 Van Hagar Sucks! 45:00 A Vague explanation on Show Naming 46:05 Bookends 47:04 Nothing like human vaginas 47:44 My monthly ketchup 48:04 A question for our girl fans 50:33 Elephant-dolphin dreams 51:17 Fucked up creepy Oklahoma dog 51:57 Shirley Manson's golden dream 52:57 Our dad's into watersports 53:38 The sound of fiber 54:27 Halloweiner Fest 55:24 More content? What's that? 56:55 I carry a Wallet! 57:49 Clever irreverent humor 58:04 Contact information 58:28 Invader Zim theme 59:06 Hermione puts the smack down 59:15 A tumor that won't go away Synopsis: SHOW: 8 TITLE: Idea Box DATE: October 24, 2005 NC20051024.mp3 [20.5mb (59:25.224) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show A great show today, with surprises and awesomeness aplenty. The huge news that was promised in the Show Blog is revealed. Jim Infantino of Jim's Big Ego has given us permission to use Stress as our official show opener. So we are now officially on our way to total radio and world domination. Today's show is about Michel's night of drunken debauchery on 6th street with his friend Stella, queen of Lesbos. This weeks show has more music than usual, but as it is a very special episode it's all good. As always, Neural Caffeine brings you the unscripted interactive stream of consciousness that you've come to expect. We're show notes free tonight, only fleetings in the neural ether. Michel and David cover the map of culture. Linkalicious: Jim's Big Ego Synopsis: SHOW: 7 TITLE: Ego DATE: October 17, 2005 NC20051017.mp3 [20.7mb (59:54.866) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show A great show today, with surprises and awesomeness aplenty. The huge news that was promised in the Show Blog is revealed. Jim Infantino of Jim's Big Ego has given us permission to use Stress as our official show opener. So we are now officially on our way to total radio and world domination. Today's show is about Michel's night of drunken debauchery on 6th street with his friend Stella, queen of Lesbos. This weeks show has more music than usual, but as it is a very special episode it's all good. As always, Neural Caffeine brings you the unscripted interactive stream of consciousness that you've come to expect. We're show notes free tonight, only fleetings in the neural ether. Michel and David cover the map of culture. Linkalicious: Jim's Big Ego Synopsis: SHOW: 7 TITLE: Ego DATE: October 17, 2005 NC20051017.mp3 [20.7mb (59:54.866) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show We've ditched Audacity this week and are trying out Audition. We've always used Audition for the Post Production aspect, but I thought it might be easier and remove some unnecessary steps if we just started in Audition, and Son of a Bitch if the sound quality isn't tenfold better. From being stood up to sticking our dick in your ear, from Oral Sex to Leonard Nimoy. Neural Caffeine excels at skipping pennies on the railroad of thought. We're reading from the Book of Trevor and we listen in on a one night stand gone sour. We cover subjects gleaned from BBC Four to Toon Porn. We also got a bunch of voicemails this week! We love voicemail. This week is going to lick your taint and make you cry for more! Linkalicious: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard Austin Craigslist Ricky Doiley and the Experiments TTS Interactive Demo The HIV from a corpse? Necrophilia Soopy Jizm Thesaurus: Advantages Alchemists of Sound Delia Derbyshire Velma? YIKES! Samuel Taylor Coleridge Government Fun? Dick in Ear Photos!!!!11 Borderline Baby Jesus Butt Plug Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Dr. Claw Promo 00:33 They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard 01:21 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:46 Need a little Excitement?! 04:00 Grappling: The Gentleman's Game 04:15 Michel wrote Jim Infantino 05:26 We've dumped Audacity 05:55 David's employed! 06:44 Cingular turned off David's phone 08:22 Location Gag Order 09:48 Michel got stood up 12:04 If you want Oral Sex, pretend to be gay 12:39 Sluts and Whores: Ricky Doiley and the Experiments 14:56 Garageband.com 15:23 Letters! We get Letters! 16:13 Our audience are a bunch of procrastinators 16:46 Flash, Savior of the Universe 18:56 Trevor makes Amends 20:58 The Book of Trevor 5:31-34 24:07 Michel wants the HIV from Freddie Mercury's corpse 24:58 The Morning After 27:31 Midget Pussy: Soopy Jizm 30:04 Michel's music choices 31:23 Porky time 31:51 Alchemists of Sound 36:09 Michel sucks at the sound alchemy 37:23 Creepy Guy 38:29 The Best Naughty Drawing Ever! 41:08 Jizzard of Oz 42:52 Juvie Bitch 43:52 My Girlfriend left a Floater: Government Fun? 47:34 Songs that nobody has ever downloaded 47:55 Pedologues 50:04 Looking forward to work 50:44 Doing Louie Anderson 52:31 Your Eardrum is our Favorite Hymen 53:24 People putting dicks in ears 54:12 Censored on Borderline 55:37 Baby Jesus Buttplug 57:43 Contact Information 58:59 Tunak Tunak Tun: Daler Mehndi 59:40 Airplane Synopsis: SHOW: 6 TITLE: Podiophonics DATE: October 10, 2005 NC20051010.mp3 [20.6mb (59:56.904) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show We've ditched Audacity this week and are trying out Audition. We've always used Audition for the Post Production aspect, but I thought it might be easier and remove some unnecessary steps if we just started in Audition, and Son of a Bitch if the sound quality isn't tenfold better. From being stood up to sticking our dick in your ear, from Oral Sex to Leonard Nimoy. Neural Caffeine excels at skipping pennies on the railroad of thought. We're reading from the Book of Trevor and we listen in on a one night stand gone sour. We cover subjects gleaned from BBC Four to Toon Porn. We also got a bunch of voicemails this week! We love voicemail. This week is going to lick your taint and make you cry for more! Linkalicious: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard Austin Craigslist Ricky Doiley and the Experiments TTS Interactive Demo The HIV from a corpse? Necrophilia Soopy Jizm Thesaurus: Advantages Alchemists of Sound Delia Derbyshire Velma? YIKES! Samuel Taylor Coleridge Government Fun? Dick in Ear Photos!!!!11 Borderline Baby Jesus Butt Plug Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 Dr. Claw Promo 00:33 They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard 01:21 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:46 Need a little Excitement?! 04:00 Grappling: The Gentleman's Game 04:15 Michel wrote Jim Infantino 05:26 We've dumped Audacity 05:55 David's employed! 06:44 Cingular turned off David's phone 08:22 Location Gag Order 09:48 Michel got stood up 12:04 If you want Oral Sex, pretend to be gay 12:39 Sluts and Whores: Ricky Doiley and the Experiments 14:56 Garageband.com 15:23 Letters! We get Letters! 16:13 Our audience are a bunch of procrastinators 16:46 Flash, Savior of the Universe 18:56 Trevor makes Amends 20:58 The Book of Trevor 5:31-34 24:07 Michel wants the HIV from Freddie Mercury's corpse 24:58 The Morning After 27:31 Midget Pussy: Soopy Jizm 30:04 Michel's music choices 31:23 Porky time 31:51 Alchemists of Sound 36:09 Michel sucks at the sound alchemy 37:23 Creepy Guy 38:29 The Best Naughty Drawing Ever! 41:08 Jizzard of Oz 42:52 Juvie Bitch 43:52 My Girlfriend left a Floater: Government Fun? 47:34 Songs that nobody has ever downloaded 47:55 Pedologues 50:04 Looking forward to work 50:44 Doing Louie Anderson 52:31 Your Eardrum is our Favorite Hymen 53:24 People putting dicks in ears 54:12 Censored on Borderline 55:37 Baby Jesus Buttplug 57:43 Contact Information 58:59 Tunak Tunak Tun: Daler Mehndi 59:40 Airplane Synopsis: SHOW: 6 TITLE: Podiophonics DATE: October 10, 2005 NC20051010.mp3 [20.6mb (59:56.904) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show Another day, another dollar, another show in the can. Thanks for sticking around with us as we (almost) meet our One Month mark. This week, Dave and I discuss Serenity, the Mystery that is Fran Drescher, Classifieds from the UK, Kiwi Stubbies, and what's the deal with podcasting becoming radio? We're laid back today, not as much vitriol, but still the razor wit that you've come to expect. I have got to find a better microphone... ugh. Linkalicious: Serenity TV Land Confidential Don Adams Small Ads from the UK Stubbies! Advertising is dumb Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 MCP Promo 00:16 Land of the Lost 00:51 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:16 A very relaxed hello 02:27 David had his hair cut off 03:26 Michel hates looking military 04:07 Swallowing the mic 04:35 Serenity opened! 05:16 3 Fast 3 Furious 05:52 Serenity spoilers? 06:52 David tries to change the subject 07:37 There's no chance for a new Firefly series 08:59 Sleestacks = Scary 10:55 American society is circling the drain 11:59 Serenity's character regression 13:27 Communal Gasps 13:41 Boner: Secretions 16:25 Michel loves Summer Glau 17:53 David did Show Production Homework 18:35 It's a Fucking Mystery: Fran Drescher 21:42 Listener Mail 23:47 Johnny Snatch! 26:02 Wrong Number 28:42 Your Mama: Kennedy 31:44 We don't know their mamas 32:38 Small Ads in the UK 38:15 167 Pound Tumor 38:48 A symbiotic twin 39:17 Stubbies 41:00 Dressing to the Right 41:49 Ahead of the show notes 42:29 Air quotes around inappropriate words 43:01 David never saw Van down by the river ... I don't believe that 45:47 Mr. T Promo 46:06 I'm not setting the world on fire: Brad Yoder 49:16 Pyromania 50:48 Ads in Podcasts 52:06 Slander or Libel 53:40 A Milwaukee story 54:03 Shoutout to Dawn and Drew 55:55 Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West 1:00:06 Homoeroticism 1:01:03 Write us and Call us 1:01:16 We've got a new easier to spell email address 1:02:12 Retro-kitschy 1:03:23 Da da da: Trio 1:06:39 I can kill you with my brain Synopsis: SHOW: 5 TITLE: Washout DATE: October 3, 2005 NC20051003.mp3 [23.1mb (1:06:44.675) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!

This Week's Show Another day, another dollar, another show in the can. Thanks for sticking around with us as we (almost) meet our One Month mark. This week, Dave and I discuss Serenity, the Mystery that is Fran Drescher, Classifieds from the UK, Kiwi Stubbies, and what's the deal with podcasting becoming radio? We're laid back today, not as much vitriol, but still the razor wit that you've come to expect. I have got to find a better microphone... ugh. Linkalicious: Serenity TV Land Confidential Don Adams Small Ads from the UK Stubbies! Advertising is dumb Itemized Caffeine: 00:00 MCP Promo 00:16 Land of the Lost 00:51 Stress Intro: Jim's Big Ego 01:16 A very relaxed hello 02:27 David had his hair cut off 03:26 Michel hates looking military 04:07 Swallowing the mic 04:35 Serenity opened! 05:16 3 Fast 3 Furious 05:52 Serenity spoilers? 06:52 David tries to change the subject 07:37 There's no chance for a new Firefly series 08:59 Sleestacks = Scary 10:55 American society is circling the drain 11:59 Serenity's character regression 13:27 Communal Gasps 13:41 Boner: Secretions 16:25 Michel loves Summer Glau 17:53 David did Show Production Homework 18:35 It's a Fucking Mystery: Fran Drescher 21:42 Listener Mail 23:47 Johnny Snatch! 26:02 Wrong Number 28:42 Your Mama: Kennedy 31:44 We don't know their mamas 32:38 Small Ads in the UK 38:15 167 Pound Tumor 38:48 A symbiotic twin 39:17 Stubbies 41:00 Dressing to the Right 41:49 Ahead of the show notes 42:29 Air quotes around inappropriate words 43:01 David never saw Van down by the river ... I don't believe that 45:47 Mr. T Promo 46:06 I'm not setting the world on fire: Brad Yoder 49:16 Pyromania 50:48 Ads in Podcasts 52:06 Slander or Libel 53:40 A Milwaukee story 54:03 Shoutout to Dawn and Drew 55:55 Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West 1:00:06 Homoeroticism 1:01:03 Write us and Call us 1:01:16 We've got a new easier to spell email address 1:02:12 Retro-kitschy 1:03:23 Da da da: Trio 1:06:39 I can kill you with my brain Synopsis: SHOW: 5 TITLE: Washout DATE: October 3, 2005 NC20051003.mp3 [23.1mb (1:06:44.675) 48kbps] Contact Us! Subscribe Via iTunes! Vote for Neural Caffeine at Podcast Alley! Our Feed!