Today, I left my house at around 8:30 to pick up some donuts. When I got home, I found that Baron Davis had opted out of his final contract with Golden State, and was now being pursued by the Clippers. I kid you not, I screamed aloud to myself, ran to my baby sister Joanna, picked her up and did a little dance. I know it is premature celebration, but even the thought of such possibilities bring my spirit joy. This is an original song for B Diddy. If you're readin this somehow, big man, clipper nation extends our hands to you. ----- Baron, It's Time To Come Home Michael Whang (2008) mr baron davis i dont know if you could hear me but im just a humble clipper fan it's a crazy summer right now and we're so afraid of losing elton brand but if you come around, everything will turn around, yes sir i believe tim thomas will find his jump shot for you and you'll heal chris of his ADD and i heard they're finishing up a new clippers workout facility on behalf los angeles and the clipper nation we gon' make you a king you gon' have mr ralph lawler screaming bingo and we gon' go buck wild when you don the red and blue and dunk on adrei kirilinko Baron Davis droppin dimes to Chris Kaman 2009 at Staples Center is going to be so amazing You've done your time at the bay, now pick up your the phone Talk to Elgin, cuz Baron, it's time to come home you gotta be the swagger removes the clips of all that 4th quarter fear if you come i promise i'll do my best to grow a baron davis beard and i saw that documentary on reebok.com with you on your roller skates if you come to los angeles, i'll pretend i never saw anything that day no but seriously, you and elton brand could be the one two punch nobody else wants to see and just imagine with chris kaman on the other post mobley pullin up for three, with eric takin notes Los Angeles, There's No Place Like Home ---- UPDATE: i wrote and uploaded this song tuesday afternoon, by evening time, the verbal agreement had come to pass. it's done boiiii! baron is comin to town. ------ UPDATE: this song now becomes bittersweet, as elton brand plays with the hearts of the clipper nation, saying one thing and doing another.
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