So you've got Martin, Gator and Johnny O'Bannion saying weird and funny things about eCommerce. No big deal. But what you really need to know is that there's this grandmother in Utah who hadn't had sex in 15 years so she turned her vacuum cleaner into a vibrator and came hard in seconds. She explains how she did it and how you too can get off using household appliances. Sold! It's the Infected eCommerce Fire Sale.
